Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
Today, my plan to prank my husband backfired when I forgot about the "pop-its" I left under the toilet seat and set them off. It not only scared the shit out of me, it also woke up my 2 month-old and my grumpy husband. FML
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elephantom12 9
You my friend, got owned.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day
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Comments (175)
m0tl3ycru3 0
Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day
icefshng8 9
GET TROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
icefshng8 9
GET TROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iheartfunny 1
Its all about getting there first.
spikeisfat 6
OP should've looked in the shower before she got in haha
_MrKitty_ 2
He should of used Nair. That would of been a really good prank.
GuitarFail123 9
haha wow i think tht deserves a clap...
icefshng8 9
*slowly rises up from his chair, performing a slow clap, still in awe, a tear dripping down his face
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
...I have green hair :(... I thought it was pretty cool
Horde 8
*clap.. clap... clap..* Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
False_Stupidity 42
*golf clap* Whew! That was a lot of effort... I'm feeling all clapped out now.
elephantom12 9
You my friend, got owned.
ntherewas1 11
Exactly. I don't understand the point of this FML? You guys both willingly entered into a prank war and now that you've been pranked you come whining?
FYLbeotches 5
One word, revenge.
trentgator 1
U got that from another fml
Bladian 5
No shit she did, 54. You figure that out by yourself?
cBlackout 13
Four words : tobasco and toilet paper
2ndSucks 15
Pretty sure you'd be able to tell if there was Tabasco on your toilet paper.
FYLbeotches 5
Actually i didnt but good for the comment from before
m0tl3ycru3 0
Too bad it wasn't st. Patricks day.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
that's not even funny...
Feklfekl2222 32
Green hair is amazing do not complain
Soloman212 28
The shade is important. Is it a deep, dark forest green? Or an obnoxious lime green?
stacianichole 2
That kitten is amazing.
ohSNAPyall 27
A lesson in humility from a Pokemon.
NinaTatianna 9
all is fair in love and war.
bizarre_ftw 22
Finally a place that cliché Actually works! People say it so much, but half the time it's for idiotic reasons!
lovelydarlings 6
In this case, all is "hair" in love and war. :)
swheat25 5
Good one!
wild_n_out 8
Not quite
iFizzgig 11
70- punny
johnnyrogers97 9
Well said
zakkyzebra 11
145- don't worry, he's Canadian. I hear they fight polar bears with their bare hands.
xtremerico 0
It'd be easier if they did it with bear hands.
Bulletross12 0
Well whoever said that must be a dumbass and the fact that you believe it makes u an even bigger dumbass. Im from canada.
xxreemey 5
Canadians are supposed to be nice. You're obviously not Canadian.
cuppycakeslove 20
Now put bleach in his shampoo. You'll win for sure then! :)
audreyy062 2
what if hes blonde? id take that over green hair! unless hes asian, like me...that would be bad. but so is green hair...
cuppycakeslove 20
Bleach as in chlorine.
ollallie 0
Or maybe put something in his shaving cream??? But what...
cuppycakeslove 20
Okay you guys, chillax. It's a joke. Not meant to be takin seriously.
raaawwwrrZ 8
Piss in his eye when he sleeps
geon_olam 17
61- nice one?
banananread112 5
Put icy hot in the lotion he uses to jack off with.
nalia18 8
I would have also put orange dye in the soap... Oompa loompa dompity do
YayFlameWarz 9
Now he can say you're green with envy at his ingenious pranks
wild_n_out 8
Okay..,