Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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Top comments
EightInchNails 9
My God...
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.
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Comments (143)
monkeebalz 0
bitch slap that ho!
mockingjay_fml 0
just wondering , how old are you ?
Rutgers123 0
it's natural though
Sarah__Louise 0
oh god.
sexiibitch013 0
that sucks!
UpYoursInAdvance 0
OOOOOOOOH NOOOOOO..... OOOOOOOOH HELL ******* NO!!! That is not OKay go slap that bitch next time!!!
live4glitter 0
oh no! **gasp** now she will introduce u to the femine isle and help u decided what's better pads or tampons. seriously it is only nature
shihtzupup98 3
tell everyone at her workplace to be nice to her cuz she's on her period and she's out of tampons. then spill red ink on her pants
xojenniebatten 0
school ..? school already started for you ?
G_Mannequin 0
my god how could you let her get away with that what is wrong with you this is one of few reasons for full frontal violence towards your m,om