Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
tbree
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
ohaifml
United States
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Anonymous
United States
Amplified
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Anonymous
Lake Ariel, United States
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
Plano, United States
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
embaressed
United States
Classy
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
obtuse_ballsack
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
love_to_live
Waupun, United States
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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craphappened 4
Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.
HazyVortex 0
at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing
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emmabear16 0
omg I'm finally first! :D
ceg098 9
no one cares
emmabear16 0
Lmfao I don't care, I'm just happy it finally happened (:
justsomgirl 4
You couldn't think of anything to say about the post? All you cared about was bring first? Kinda wasted your first first.
emmabear16 0
Here: Sorry OP, inwould be embarrassed too. Happy? I know I am.
ooitastic 0
AbSORBEnT PAdS
emmabear16 0
Also, I'll admit it is obnoxious and annoying when people say first, but I couldn't help it :(
EinSteinFYL 0
Well, technically, you're not the first person to cry out, "FIRST!" so in that sense, you fail at being the first to say, "first".
omgshaylaaa 0
yes Emma I am so happy I could shart myself
corrector_fml 0
think that through, its really sad what makes you happy and for the OP; chances are that you will never meet any of the people that heard again, and if you do, its not like they will remember
acccccccc 1
ive never been first :/ what should i say my first first? fafpa
emmabear16 0
Wow @15. I meant I was the first to comment on this post. Common sense.
C6Racer 0
******
EinSteinFYL 0
Nobody gives a flying **** if you posted first. Common sense.
acccccccc 1
shut up orgasmitron ;D
emmabear16 0
I honestly don't give a shit, sorry (:
C6Racer 0
Hey, hey. None of that lol.
emmabear16 0
Oh look my comment had been moderated hahaha(: lmao ohh well x)
xFalzz 0
Obviously you do, hence you're still here.
C6Racer 0
^Fail
mfmylifesrsly 30
^justin bieber??
xFalzz 0
Yes, I'm Justin Bieber. umad?
Draminicaus 0
I'm pretty sure you used "hence" wrong, Kid. Try reading a book before you go somewhere trying to seem intelligent.
Bee_fml 2
Thanks, 13! All fixed! Good catch. :-)
stephanie0613 0
Hahaha 26, and 38 made my day both of you are pure win :D
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
its things like this that make me glad im adopted....but really im not...or am i?
roflrawrlol 0
you aren't, no one would care enough to adopt you.
craphappened 4
Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.
xFalzz 0
Exactly. Why would anyone care if random strangers heard, who you'll never see again.
starile 20
Yup. This person's life is average :]
Vozz 0
Simply the fact of embarrassment, just like when guys buy condoms, if you will.
craphappened 4
I think buying condoms would be more embarrassing though.
saraitkddh 47
this is why I never care about what people say
eyepuppy 31
I had a girlfriend who said the sweetest thing I did for her was buy pads for her. She said it was because it's so embarrassing, but I don't see what's so embarrassing about it.
HazyVortex 0
at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing
free2speak 14
I think it's more a **** your dads life.
willykins009 0
sucks for you lol
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
she uses pads? how disgusting! she's some kind of bloody monster!
catatonicsleep 17
yeah, every civilized woman uses tampons....
PBaandJay 0
Awe that sucks ! but why wouldn't u go and get them yourself ... ?
SleepyHead34 0
Win
justsomgirl 4
It's not really that big of a deal. Unless you're really young still. Once you're even a bit older, no one really cares.
mollieOdare 0
Ahaa ; parents these days(:
kait729 0
supp my name is kristian do u have a ps3 if u do add me jojotwo09
WhiiT3TiGeR 0
Not weird at all.
zenja_fml 0
maybe they will absorb what your mom said so no one would hear?
AAShah 0
LMFAO
funktown 2
just let her have her moment
mintcar 10
That's embarrassing but it's not too bad.