Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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EightInchNails 9
My God...
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.
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Comments (143)
Emmy_The_Great 2
how is this intimacy? fail OP
Wandering_Witch 0
That would be horrible...
bri_panda 0
omfg
BAGRAD 0
talk to her... and if that doesnt work tell her to **** off.. and if that doesnt work just get back at her job. or somethin
Evangeline1 0
OMG, I wud have killed my mom for doing that, I mean I thought it was bad when she told my whole family( which was utterly humiliating) but man, FYL
HustnWeHavAProbl 0
Personally...i would kill ur mom, then myself
katya1023 1
i would of went around her work and said, "please be nice to my mom, she has started menopause."
biebette16 0
At least ur mom didn't say " so u boys stay away cuz if she gets preggo I will find u!"
untsx3 0
Haha!!! This sounds like something my mom would do on purpose!! Suuucks !
markusse 0
Dont Lie. She probably drove you there, And accidently told 1 of your friends. Not everyone.