Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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EightInchNails 9
My God...
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.
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Comments (143)
melony82 0
it's okay i feel your pain though this guy and I were talking and we were having an arguement so he asked "if it was that time of the month again" so I said, "actually... YA can u go get me a tampon??" and he was so embarrassed!! :)) just have fun with it
Boxy 0
wtf was ur mom not doing in the kitchen
luckypants 17
The way I understood it she started her period for the first time EVER, which would explain why the mother went around telling everyone. I doubt her mom would do that every single month, lol. How embarrassing, OP. Your mother sounds very over protective.
imsogangster13 0
THAT WAS YOU?!?! ;D
super_sm 0
you're mom is smoking balls yo :P FYL
skyeyez9 25
My mom let me stay home from school when I had mine....and didn't go around telling everybody. O_o Teens are already self conscious enough as it is. Wonder why then would she go around telling all your peers?
skyeyez9 25
The first time I had it, not every time I meant.
Hoplaka 0
I would be taking online school! Atleast no-one can bother you! :D My god... FYL
Niick_fml 0
YDI for being on your period.
nikkired 0
OMG ! I feel so bad for you, your Mom is an idiot what was she thinking.