Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, I told my 13 year-old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming, "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML
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Bogrbon 27
With a mother who thinks of her like that, I cannot imagine why she was on the roof. I can’t say 100% that you’re just a terrible person. Mental health issues often run in families, so it may not be your fault, and just untreated severe issues. But if you’d have been happy to see your own daughter commit suicide, you both need some major therapy, both individually and together. Get professional help for both of you.
MidnaLink 35
You're a horrible woman.
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MidnaLink 35
You're a horrible woman.
Bogrbon 27
With a mother who thinks of her like that, I cannot imagine why she was on the roof. I can’t say 100% that you’re just a terrible person. Mental health issues often run in families, so it may not be your fault, and just untreated severe issues. But if you’d have been happy to see your own daughter commit suicide, you both need some major therapy, both individually and together. Get professional help for both of you.
TheEpicWario 26
What the **** is the matter with you?!
RichardPencil 32
You ought to sign up for the Russian army. They need scum like you.
Crowned Sataness 12
you're a ******* psychopath. send her to a family member who actually cares about her. no wonder she was on the roof. you're a disgrace
Grizz8831 14
you sound like the type of parent who spat out kids for the cheque... talk to your doctor, if it's a mental issue I'm sorry to here that, I have some weird shit to. if not, let someone adopt your kid, you are clearly a threat to their safety at this point.
poopface82 25
You gave me appreciation for my ex - at least she’s not as bad a mom as you are. My ex may be selfish, lazy and entitled, but if she found out one of our kids did this, she’d do the exact opposite of this. Congrats; you helped me drop some resentment I have toward her and we can both heal. Now send your daughter to live with a family member because you shouldn’t be a mom.
spinningrecords 14
You should get some professional help
carmo21449 8
you're a piece of shit
1known 34
Tell us you were happy because you or your daughter needed some help, didn’t know how to get it and you found out it was a way to finally be helped.