Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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Top comments
EightInchNails 9
My God...
nerdsgetmehot 23
You should tell all of her co-workers to be nice to her when she reaches menopause.
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Comments (143)
EightInchNails 9
My God...
beelo44 0
cherry pie.
marinus_fml 20
It could have been a lot worse! your mother could have felt the need to tell everyone she copped it anal last night from your dad?!
doorfloor 0
well now you've got an excuse to bitch at people.
_streets_ 19
haha 9 your comments have made me laugh lately
mona_is_here 10
You forgot you're still her little baby :D
link238 0
shitty deal
superbadd 0
9. lmfao
Ludii_fml 0
9 i think that was your funniest one rofl
Puckeroo 0
Anyone notice that she said "cause" instead of "because"? :
Puckeroo 0
Anyone notice that she said "cause" instead of "because"? :
DearLar 0
Get over it .
nicknesser 0
It could have been worse, she could have walked around holding your hand.
degrassilovur 0
that still sucks..
matto263 0
32 who gives a crap
ShadowPunkChick 1
52 - My thoughts exactly, who cares.
coolsteve 0
Unlucky OP, get a gun
whattagirl 0
op u should say thanks mom for saving me the trouble of pmsing on anyone who pisses me off xD lol that's priceless
evfreak_fml 0
#1 Your background is awesome. NIN rules. **** anti flood. **** anti flood.
fyllx10 0
31 noone gives a shit. & Aw OP fyl.
Hamsterzilla 0
who the **** cares, 31? jeez. bitch. damn op. that must suck.
Rayan8D 0
19 **** YOU , ROFL. YOUR ALWAYS SAYING "It couldve been alot worse!" you don't know how anyone feels! -_- it's called empathy?!
Blink182ftw 0
thats a mother for ya....:/
priscilla_28 5
I bet they're being exrta nice now. :)
skyttlz 32
and mom is capitalized
Roflmaoqxz 3
Next time she's being grumpy at a social gathering do the same.
daniiica 0
lolll(:
blankaex 0
86, it's sympathy, not empathy.
chungy92 5
omg fyl
BehindTheSun 2
Yeah, fyl, that sucks, but did OP just watch her mom go around and telling everyone?
Chrisskiies 0
ydi for telling your mom your on your period.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Maybe it was her first and she didn't know what to do even though she should and she needed to ask her mom what to do.
whattagirl 0
orrr maybe she's a mature individual and didn't care if her mom knew since I'm sure her mom gets it too? but I mean now I'm sure she's regretting sharing this with her mother :P
turkeymonster39 0
9 is turning into a funny snickerdoodles.
Programmer17 5
I miss Snickerdoodles..I thought she was great. :-(
Bertha5 0
she kinda has no choice but to tell her mom If it was her first one....?
sheisdagirl 0
well if you get your period then you need to get something to back you up as soon as possible so she prob just asked her mom
hannadiane 0
wow that sucks!
felton 0
Agreed ^^ . Don't tell your parents anything
theboldshadow 11
that's ******* awkward...
misfitSuperStar 0
OMG!! Maybe you should've taped her mouth shut with a pad!!!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for even having a period. That's your soul escaping, so you'd better figure out a way to put it back in if you don't want to become undead. YDI for going to school. YDI for capitalizing the word "mom". YDI for saying "cause" instead of "because"; they are 2 separate and distinct words with 2 separate and distinct meanings. YDI for having a mom.
DarkoDe14 0
is this supposed to make any sense?
Mirorbo 27
Not really. They just get all of the absurd 'YDI's out of the way before anyone else can.
Stoddards_rock1 0
That's Gotta Be Down Right Embarrassing.
InDenial 6
Why Are You Talking Like Ths?
BehindTheSun 2
She has a Team Edward shirt on, give her a break. Even the mentally challenged deserve love.
lalala2012 2
lol she is so mentally challenged for loving Edward, Jacob is clearly better:P
yourlifesfucked 0
Team stfuyoutwilightfagsitsallaboutharry.
pinkdottedbow 0
47, I really hope you were joking. If not, we at FML are fully prepared to throw your 12-year-old self over a bridge.
SettoFail 9
if that had happened to me I'd ******* kill my mom, jk but you know. FYL OP
MaxFishr 0
your smexi =]
nerdsgetmehot 23
#80 You're creepy. :)
MaxFishr 0
Thanks!
SettoFail 9
okay.
MaxFishr 0
Do you not get that a lot?