NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Sterling, United States
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
MusicLover18
Leduc, Canada
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
MoreThanABadHairDay
Hair code
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.
SimpleSimon 0
Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?
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Comments (107)
aback 5
It would probably be cool to kick her ass hard while she's asleep. That, or just dowse her with a pitcher of icewater.
invisiblerabbit 0
lol. if i were you, i would **** punch your sister so hard, she would be like queen elizabeth the first....a virgin for life. oh, except she would be a real virgin, not a fake one like queen elizabeth the first (come on guys, she was ******* royalty, she must have ridden a ****, or twenty)
idogiam 0
today, you didn't wake up while your little sister pierced your nose in your sleep. FYL.
adamABNORMAL 0
Clearly, she was right xD
capa774 0
Well... Atleast.... You got a cool nose piercing. :D
Sokai_fml 0
Gah, that made me cringe.
AmberE 0
how the HELL did that not wake u up?
epicwinmaster 0
i think this calls for a... **** punt! then pierce her god damn eye ball with dried camel vomit. then be like the guy who posted the fml where he went to fart on his roomates face but accidentally shit, but you do it on purpose to your sister. there im done.
crzygrl90218 0
How could you not feel that!?!?
cactus_fml 0
IT NEVER SAYS SHE DIDN'T WAKE UP. Most likely it went like this: she was asleep, her sister jammed a needle through her nostril, she wakes up and shreiks "WHAT THE FUCKKK?"