Today was the last my last day of high school ever, to celebrate me and my friends were going to go into the city and hang out for a bit. I missed the bus they caught into the city so I caught the next one, when I got there I asked where they were. They didn't respond. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my "friends" and I were supposed to go out to eat to celebrate finishing the last day of school, but with a full day of work first, I decided to go buy them donuts. They decided to ditch me while I was gone, and go early. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML
Today, I took a coach bus to travel to New York. Along the way, the bus stopped at Burger King and I went out to buy some food. When I got back, I couldn't find the bus. It left without me. FML
Third, fourth, and fifth wheel
Today, I was in a car with my housemate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML
Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML
No good deed…
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Jog on
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
The invisible man
Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
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Wretch 7
Those "friends" don't deserve you in that case. And you'll make far less shallow ones in college, chin up.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
seems like the perfect time cut off some fake ass high school friends if you ask me...
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Wretch 7
Those "friends" don't deserve you in that case. And you'll make far less shallow ones in college, chin up.
weaboo 12
LOL you never had fun alone before? I love going to the big city near me (hour by train and I don’t have a license) and I have fun with or without my friends
BurnInDemonFire 39
If your imaginary friends are ditching you, you must have a horrible personality.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Some friends. Buy a burner phone, and prank call them.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
seems like the perfect time cut off some fake ass high school friends if you ask me...
mattyiscool123 26
Last day ever in December?
BurnInDemonFire 39
One would assume OP lives in a country where such a thing happens. I don't know any, but it is possible.
Seany Rondorf 3
Time to find some public stalls....and start writing “FOR A GOOS TIME CALL ?????? At 555-555-5555!! Send pics!!”
Eli May 4
dont speak to them during graduation
littlekellilee 45
You just finished high school, but don't understand capitalization, punctuation, or grammar? You may need to start over.
Redgy22 26
You mean, "my friends and I."
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What's up with the deteriorating quality of these posts? The terrible grammar is becoming more of an FML than the actual post. I'd rather see the "top 10" posts return - top 10 comments, top 10 tweets, etc.
Seany Rondorf 3
Why can’t you just read and scroll on? Stfu