Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
Today, I spent the first day of my senior year in the ER because my new ear piercing got so infected that the doctors had to cut the earring out. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I found out that my stepsister loves sticking random household objects in her ear in an attempt to collect ear wax. I found out when I walked in on her trying to pick all the wax out of the bristles of my toothbrush. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
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Top comments
TheGewt 7
At least now you don't have to pay someone to do it now.
noelasis94 18
Sinister child you've come across there.
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Comments (81)
TheGewt 7
At least now you don't have to pay someone to do it now.
TheCanucklehead 22
Yeah. Just wipe off the blood, ignore the chronic pain and your set
thenomad 7
31- It would be more of an acute pain. I pity the person who would suffer from chronic pain due to an ear piercing.
salazara 10
Give her a pat on the back......she is now officially a professional body piercer! She should be made a dame! Here Ye Here Ye!
Laurenluvz 11
And who cares about the possible infections!
BntyHntrSeattle 30
****, 31: you're* >.>
ILoveMyArm 15
But..but... what about the other ear?
MorsFalce 12
Actually... I thought it felt pretty damn good when I had my earlobes pierced...
TheGewt 7
#54, hoping OP is a guy, there would only be need for one ear to be pierced.
Pixiewolfe 46
family discount!
noelasis94 18
Sinister child you've come across there.
snakesLOVEmice 7
Reminds me of the sour patch kids commercial. Where they are sour (cutting one pig tail) then sweet (giving a hug).
SwaggCapone 11
Lock your door OP?
Cazz91 21
What the ****? I have never seen that messed up commercial. Time for YouTube.
wdd2 5
Your daughter was just trying to improve your look by stabbing your ear with something cute and sparkly, don't worry, it just shows that she cares :D
graffitied_love 20
Sister, not daughter :)
ninjamushroom 7
Yes because stabbing someone is always a way to show love :)
RoboCunnilingus 23
Most men stab the woman they love, so yeah, it is.
taby448 14
That is one of the best comments I have ever seen.
Pixiewolfe 46
can't stop snorting at that thought!
flashback.miss 28
give her a piercing on her nose.
Pstraka6 20
Such violence at a young age!
Queensland 27
Ever heard of the child of rage? That's violence. This is just ill measured banter... The purpose wasn't to spite OP.
thatnucca 36
Oouch... Guess you might as well get one to match then...
awk0jessi 4
maybe her brother can do the other ear
Trentger 10
must be like a bad dream
ManInTheMachine 20
I would make sure you don't have any more freckles that resemble piercings to avoid any surprises in the future. In the mean time, you should make sure you're in your room with the door locked before you fall asleep. Just as a precaution.
britts95 11
Unfortunately, not all of us can have locks on our doors, so we just have to hope no family member is going to start attacking us with vengeance.
Grimnirwher9 21
Ad she didn't notice a significantly greater resistance when jamming the earring in the "hole"?
vballgirly28 16
Umm....has your sister done this before. Because it seems as though she might've. Once violent always violent.