NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Sterling, United States
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
MusicLover18
Leduc, Canada
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
MoreThanABadHairDay
Hair code
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.
SimpleSimon 0
Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?
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Comments (107)
CFR 0
Did she do a good job? I recommend cotton balls with warm salt water for about a month and a half. And a visit to a piercing parlor to tell them your story. How did you not notice that though?
Ridyn 0
you're lame if you didn't wake up
kukopia 0
You're lame, period.
17xVampx17 0
Simple, kill her.
unejeunefille_fml 0
she probably woke up with tons of pain in her nostril as her sister was piercing it. geez.
fawfulster 11
I hope something like this comes out: "Today, my pissed off sister told my mother I pierced her nose when she was asleep and now I have nothing to entertain myself because I'm grounded for 6 months straight. Also, my sister thought it'd be funny to write sexual messages to my whole adressbook on my cellphone. FML"
hothotheat_ 13
This should say "Today, my pissed off sister threw me down a 30 ft. well, I'm now trapped down here with a dolphin who tries to anal rape me while I'm asleep. FML"
PubliliusSyracus 0
Or how about both of you make one saying 'Today, I tried to do a reverse-FML in response to a posted one, I failed miserably FML.' It pisses me off no end when people try to do them. (Yes I know how hypocritical this post is but I'm doing it to prove my point, despite how much it makes me hate myself)
Brittani090270 1
Atleast it was free... I paid 40 dollars to have mine done.
bubblybrooke 12
Today, my daughter decided to pierce my other daughters nose. after taking her to get her nose fixed, I realized what a failure I am as a parent for raising my child to think that was ok. FML
Jordie210 0
Stop. You aren't funny.
tashi_fml 0
how can you get your frigging nose pierced whilst you are sleeping??? wouldnt you feel something like that? were you stoned???
XxKate1294xX 0
She probably woke up the second the needle was stabbed into her nose. ._. By then..its a bit late.
iFruit 0
Good point, rayrayy. I take my comment back!
sharpeis222 0
did it turn out good?