Miscellaneous: Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose...

NoseInPain 20 August 2009, 14:17 United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

ouch 24 July 2013, 18:03 Sterling, United States

Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML

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MusicLover18 3 September 2014, 23:35 Leduc, Canada

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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the_pheasant66 26 June 2010, 10:31 Ireland

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

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sheridan.ashley 15 May 2010, 06:27 Australia

Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML

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hair2daygone4ever This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

**** my shit up

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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Ana 14 August 2018, 01:30

Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML

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Natasha 20 February 2021, 21:30

Revenge

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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tictacnose 8 January 2012, 00:33 Canada

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

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MoreThanABadHairDay 25 March 2023, 04:00

Hair code

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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Anonymous 8 August 2019, 20:00 United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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Intoxicunt 6

20 August 2009, 20:18

How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.