Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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strawberrypocky 5
I don't think I want kids anymore...
skywalker66 0
OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111
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justerik 0
First
Secret_Fire_King 0
YDI for letting your 4-year-old have access to scissors..
talikarni 0
YDI big time for leaving scissors where any child under 12 can gain access to them
B4SK3TB4IL 0
97th I think
tobyraza 0
You think anyone between the age of 9 - 12 would do this kind of thing?
JKr3slEMO 5
ur mother must be SOO proud-_-
ShinyHubbCap 0
^ Nobody cares!
PirateMan 0
I hope you beat her ... hard didnt actually mean to reply here
Twinklestar 0
I'm guessing she didn't give them to her...
Boddmon 0
She sleep-handed-her-4-year-old-scissors.
lotusflower007 0
Four years old are inventive, can climb can push tables and chairs to reach things in high places, open things that last week they could not. you must not have kids, if/when you do, your in for a big surprise.
seanreddog 4
Ever heard of safety scizzors? They don't cut hair easily. Anyone with a for year old shouldn't have regular scizzors within reach. And if your kids are climbing on counters and digging through your stuff, you are not a good enough parent to give advice.
lotusflower007 0
people are people, whether children or not. The best parent in the world can not control every little aspect of a kid.
Secret_Fire_King 0
You suggested beating the 4-year-old girl?.. FYL.. You have problems..
ilcap 12
Get off fml if you don't care. The point isn't to care douchebag, it's funny. Jeez.
rosierosierosie 0
cut her face *waits for OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVIN 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!1111"
skywalker66 0
OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111
BlueTwist89 0
Lol, my little sister thought it'd be cool to cut her hair really short(instead of giving herself bangs). She did that to herself, though. Totally sucks that she did that to YOU. I'm gonna have to say fyl and ydi for having a 4 year old :/.
NaturalSelection_fml 0
Why YDI for having a child? That isn't something wrong that the OP has done. Are you just one of those people who assumes that because OP has a child that they had a teenage pregnancy? If so, then I have some advice for you: Die.
THATCHICKDANNI 1
OMG, i would be so angry if a child of mind did that. Did you slap her? i would, how much hair did she cut.? Im gona disapline my child to know whats wrong and right, but at the end of the day all kids are naughty. fyl, hope its better and your hair grows back quick :) xx
containsnosoy 0
If all kids are naughty, then are we not all naughty?
strawberrypocky 5
I don't think I want kids anymore...
infernofalcon 0
Today my mommy thought it would be funny to cut my ******** while I was sleeping. FML
rosierosierosie 0
hahahahahaha
Boddmon 0
I don't know whether to laugh or be disturbed..
onnielief 4
you left a pair of scisors in reach of a 4 year old? YDI! You went to take a nap leaving your 4 year old unattended? YDI Oh and I hope you punished your kid for it, even 4 year ols are supposed to know not to cut someones hair
strawberrypocky 5
With a 4 year old, nothing is out of reach!
theshadow013 0
And its not like they don't make kids scissors. They're perfectly capable of cutting hair, just not cutting flesh!
plutosaplanet 0
who said the OP was napping? can mothers and fathers not sleep EVER when they have children? sometimes kids are awake when the parents are not....imagine? dont be stupid
alexFYL 11
It's funny, these people were either very boring children or can't remember that far back.
ediciusNJ 0
But that's why duct tape was invented.
Twaffle 0
I lol'd at the image, the doll is called Cynthia
pessimista_fml 0
Oh, that sucks. I have long hair and although I dont love it all the time, I dont want to lose any of it! But hey, dont feel down deary, it will grow...