NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Sterling, United States
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
MusicLover18
Leduc, Canada
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
MoreThanABadHairDay
Hair code
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.
SimpleSimon 0
Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?
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Comments (107)
Brooklynxman 0
Don't you mean "Today, I have no sister. FML"? I mean really, she stabbed you. Who wants relatives that stab them. Unless she is a little kid (a distinct possibility that I hope for your sake is accurate) this is unacceptable.
DoomJeff91 2
Well... did she do it?
PyroTxRx 0
so does it look
Tubasaurus 0
A baseball bat would solve a problem like this.
Princessxo10 0
LOOL #14 ftww
katekappy 0
if be kinda happy if someone pierced my nose. im trying to convince my parents to let me get it peirced. but oh well. sucks for u??
kukopia 0
You can't write a complete, correct sentance. No wonder they won't let you abuse your body. Run away and join the circus! They not only will let you, they'll do it for you.
Pandasaur 0
#34, not to be completely rude, but you shouldn't point out someone's bad grammar when you can't properly spell "sentence." #20, you most definitely shouldn't be happy if someone pierces your nose in your sleep. o.o Also, in case you're thinking about it, don't try to pierce yourself. Don't let your friends pierce you. Wait until you're old enough--it's better that way, anyway. :D
TachycardicIVU 0
How...did you sleep through that? I'm a heavy sleeper and I think I'd know if someone was trying to hurt me. :| What would this mean if someone was trying to murder you? You'd just sleep through it? Weird...
iFruit 0
Fake. No one can sleep through their skin getting pierced.
rayrayy_fml 0
She never said she slept through it.
nanoflacka 0
Today i thought it'd be cool to shave her head in her sleep ;)
Arcterion 0
Wow. I would've punched the little shit into a coma. :/