Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my phone rang. We continued to have sex while I took the call. It was my gyno calling to tell me that I tested positive for chlamydia and that I needed to tell my partner. Yeah, sex ended real quick. FML
Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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JackFaire 27
It's as much your responsibility to get tested regularly and make the guy wear protection as it is his. In most men Chlamydia is asymptomatic. It's easy for a guy to not know he has it without regular testing. You should be tested prior to engaging with any new partner. It shouldn't take your ex telling you. to find out.
ahabsfan 17
His family doesn’t have to know. It’s not like you slept with his brother or his dad right? Right? Uh oh!
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Charlie Given 28
Well at least the ex told ya
JackFaire 27
It's as much your responsibility to get tested regularly and make the guy wear protection as it is his. In most men Chlamydia is asymptomatic. It's easy for a guy to not know he has it without regular testing. You should be tested prior to engaging with any new partner. It shouldn't take your ex telling you. to find out.
ahabsfan 17
His family doesn’t have to know. It’s not like you slept with his brother or his dad right? Right? Uh oh!
E2dav 5
I doubt he'll tell his entire family about it. This is something that should stay between the two of you
RichardPencil 32
They'll probably think your name is Chlamydia.
Charlie Given 28
Umm hello have ya not seen the news there new STD's & STI's that make any from the last 100 yrs look like something you'd be glad to catch ,you were very lucky it was one of the curable one's, some of the new one's are deadly ,incurable, flesh eating, cause sterility, leave scaring thru out the genitals and worse, always have and wear protection and don't shave the skin down there it leaves open micro wounds making it even easier to catch a STD or STI.
shannon2348 14
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what does meeting his family have to do with anything? you ****** around and obviously didn't use protection. ydi
Mungolikecandy 19
You hooked up before you got with your current boyfriend. It should not matter to him that it occurred before you got with him if he is an adult. That said you should have played safe if you are having a one night stand.
Rodville 28
I would have been tested first. Then if it was positive. No need to bring it up if it’s not an issue.
myfridge 5
Do you plan on sleeping with his entire family? Unsure why they need to know that you might've got something from someone before you were with your boyfriend