NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Sterling, United States
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
MusicLover18
Leduc, Canada
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
MoreThanABadHairDay
Hair code
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.
SimpleSimon 0
Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?
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Comments (107)
sharpeis222 0
I LOVE #14! such a true statement... too bad i didn't think of it when my little sister was born...
annamg 0
What's up with all the morons saying "omg fake, you can't sleep through that." The OP never said she slept through it. She probably woke up right as her sister was piercing it.
blalien 0
If the piercing is infected, then totally FYL. If not, then the hole will close itself up in a few days. No big deal. Still a bitch of a sister, though.
kissa148 3
awwe, that sucks,
inspireme48 0
well now ur cool.. lol
van2010 0
Take her for a walk and throw a French fry into the street when a trucks coming. That'll solve ur problem!!!!
Intoxicunt 6
HAHAHA. Epic win.
ellaselim 0
So? The hole closes really quickly. I mean, I guess it sucks that you woke up to that, but this really isn't that big of a deal.
YouAreRidiculous 0
hah.
hellochelsey 0
Wow some of you guys have really dumb ideas about siblings. Yeah let's just go kill your little sister. Good idea.
mhmmhmgood 0
uhm, they were most likely being sarcastic
mndz_mkl 0
Well, she does know it's cool. Lol. -high fives sister-