Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Picture perfect
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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Miss_Chevious 37
Should have thrown breadcrumbs at her, she was pretending to be duck
MrDonSalvetti 27
I think it's time for a very long conversation with your sister... Good luck OP!
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Comments (114)
tony1891 22
kids these days. wish i had it that good when i was 12
urdirtyolduncle 15
1, If you weren't doing that crap, you DID have it good.
Kyqk 8
1, I'm guessing that you're still around 12.
gjikvtj 18
Nuh uh! I'm 12 and a half!
Ravike 17
Wrong post...
SkittlesGoRawr 19
You think this a good a thing? I myself am around 12, and I think those who duck-face are ridiculous.
CharismaGeek 19
Exactly. I actually am 12 years old and the duck face is just unattractive and too weird to look at.
noah_1234 24
#1 wow i cant believe someone is actually wishing for this:(
DiamondGirlj 18
I'm 12 and have a nose piercing. But duck faces are ridicules.
DreamToBeCured 5
Guys, this website is not intended for young children.. It has mature content that not appropriate for kids. Do your parents know you're on this site? Please, stay young and don't grow up too fast. You have your whole life ahead of you!!
MrDonSalvetti 27
I think it's time for a very long conversation with your sister... Good luck OP!
Ravike 17
Well can't blame OP's sister directly what if her/his sister saw OP doing it and gave it a try? So I'm going to go with ydi and fyl just to be sure
brand125 17
44 - so your blaming OP "just in case" when theres no proof whatsoever? thats ******
GentlemanBastard 15
Very long conversation: "duckface makes you look like a moron. Nose piercings are fine when you're grown. You're not grown, you're 12. Be a kid." The end.
Ravike 17
#54 she's 12 not like she's surfing on the net all day to learn how to take a selfie or pose duck faces, she has to learn from somewhere, do you have any proof to say that OP didn't do any of that even once?
jamiro11 19
#66 do we lock people in prison because there is no proof of them not killing someone?
Ravike 17
Well thats why cops do something called "investigation" and take statements from everyone who were present at that particular area/event to rule out if they're innocent or not if you're a person of interest no matter if you're innocent or not they'll put you under surveillance and sometimes even arrest/warn temporarily cuz he's a person of interest, so what I did was I "assumed" i didnt "blame or point OP directly" OP's 12 year old sister might've seen OP taking a selfie.. if his/her lil sister saw OP doing it then it's a "YDI" else it's a "FML" that's what I meant.. #72 next time when you make a point least pick something you can defend, that one was a poor choice even a 2yo can come up with a good reply for that. Have a nice day :p
JayBunny 16
Kids these days surf the web A LOT. Most likely OPs sister learned it there.
Ravike 17
Still there's a possibility? Even 1% of possibility :P all of you people are acting like you guys know OP personally and figured him/her out 100% with a single fml post.
MusicLover18 7
Hey #44 OP here, my little sis definitely DID NOT learn the duck face and selfie thing from me. I don't roll that way.
MusicLover18 7
#66 OP here, #54 might not have proof but sure do. I've never taken a serious selfie with the duckface ever. I've only done it jokingly to cheer up people I know.
Miss_Chevious 37
Should have thrown breadcrumbs at her, she was pretending to be duck
abattior 18
Your parents should teach her better while she's young before she's out of control when she grows up.
MichellinMan 20
"Out of control" do you really think that some dumb picture with a fake nose piercing means anything? That's like saying if you put on those fake tattoos as a kid it would mean you'd have tattoos all over when you're older.
Lil_Red777 21
Hey I had fake tattoos as a kid and now I have tattoos all over. So yeah it could happen lol.
oreoeater 21
#30 its not the picture or the piercing, its the principle, if you have fake tattoos its fairly innocent however a fake piercing and taking pictures like that, well its not so innocent, its shows a number of problems; pier pressure, early stages of delinquency ect. And don't say "it's just a picture" if it was just a picture she wouldn't have the piercing
CarlosDanger 12
Because all people that have nose rings are out of control drug users that kill babies for fun. Stop being melodramatic.
Futacy 30
Fake piercings lead to delinquency? Don't you think you might be stereotyping? Also, it's not peer pressure, it's a fad. I'm sure you did things that were trendy when you were young. Duckface, however, is a particularly dumb one.
Mauskau 36
These damn piers, pressuring people into things.
Burberryhype 20
Here i am thinking that the ridiculous duck face trend has finally died
Alicestraza 33
Everyone does stupid shit as a tween/teen. She'll look back at this and cringe don't worry.
anormalperson 25
Well..not exactly everyone.
SmoothPancakes 10
So what's the excuses of all the retards in their 20s and even 30s doing this stupid shit?
katydid91 31
I hate to be a bother but could please not use the word "Retards" to describe people you think are acting dumb. I work with pre-schoolers who are non-verbal and have autism and it just makes me cringe to hear/see a person using such an offensive term to describe stupidity, especially considering you have the ability to speak and use words to express your thoughts. Thank you!
octopussperm125 18
75, there's a difference between doing stupid shit and just being a stupid person in general. They are just stupid.
octopussperm125 18
89, start a movement for people to switch to "dumbass" instead
Sandsh8rk 36
The twelvies are taking over the world...
Blake77_fml 19
The only reason i didnt dislike is because of the picture that matches the comment
classycoop 12
Put a garbage can on her to show how trashy she is
Kyqk 8
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rexey83 8
that's one sizzling burn
SasquatchDeluxe 10
This is surprising, how? Seems pretty harmless to me. At least she wasn't stripping for a webcam or snapping a selfie of herself taking drugs. Neither FYL or YDI for me.
annarcheer 19
wow 12 year olds now a days are like 16 year olds
killerdana 19
It's always been like that. Most pre teens try to act older than they are
ostfaiz 18
12=16 never learnt these ****** theorems!!