NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Sterling, United States
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
MusicLover18
Leduc, Canada
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
MoreThanABadHairDay
Hair code
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.
SimpleSimon 0
Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?
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Comments (107)
chris_247 0
thats sucks
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Ox_Baker 0
The only way this would even be remotely possible is if the OP was passed out drunk. Fake City.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
That's what she said.
LabelMeNot 0
What wrong with that... be happy you saved the money it would take to get it done professionally
ZleveL 0
pay money for proffesional... ...or pay nothing for a stapler that's the question
fiveforfighting 26
I don't see why everyone is calling bullshit. She could have shoved it through so quick that it was too late to stop it.
Intoxicunt 6
How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Were you on some kind of sleeping pills? Because I don't think you would be able to sleep while someone is piercing your nose, it's too painful lol. Or maybe she used that piercing gun thing and you woke up right away.
curryndricegirll 0
yeah. idk...i'm a pretty light sleeper, so i would've woken up the second anything touched my nose. and i mean...aren't nose piercings supposed to hurt? how would you not wake up?
XxKate1294xX 0
Maybe she means she woke up to a horrible pain in her nose? It never said she got it fully pierced.
ZleveL 0
in my criterea for a sexy chick, she's gotta have a peircing on her pussy, ear, toungue, belly button, or nose. those are just bonuses though
KY_Jelly 10
Some people are really heavy sleepers. It would take nothing short of nuclear war in our backyard to get my fiancé up before noon on a weekend. And some people are light sleepers. It depends on the person. It also depends on where the piercing is on the nose. If it's on the side, then it wouldn't hurt as bad as if it was in between your nostrils. Also, the clumsiness of the person doing the piercing can make a difference.
MindFucker404 0
I can sleep through a 6.0 earthwake(my mom rattled me and my matress and eventually shoved me off the bed). so I feel for you OP
ferniferous 15
It was her little sister, so it was probably just a quick stab with a knife or something else pointy, and she probably woke up right after.
babbu18 0
You can get your nose pierced with a little needle which, when poked into your nose, only hurts for a quick sec or two and then it doesn't hurt as much! her sister might have gotten a pin or needle! btw peircings are hot so keep it;)
_unknown_ 0
hahahah what a brat
PointMissed 0
And you didn't wake up? YDI.
Person1233 13
She probably woke up RIGHT when her sister stabbed her nose. Don't assume she woke up to find her nose already pierced.
mister_moops 0
are you ******* retarded? it's not like she controls how she sleeps.
wtfismyfml 0
that is harsh ! where did you sister come up with that idea? :/
wtfismyfml 0
that must have hurt aswell
SimpleSimon 0
Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?
Intoxicunt 6
I guess so. It just seems like while the sister is getting close, lining up the needle, and all that shit, she would wake up before having a complete hole in her nose.
Pandasaur 0
OP could be a heavy sleeper. Someone touching her nose fairly lightly (I assume it was pretty light contact until the needle was actually jabbed in) might not be enough to wake her up. It doesn't sound too strange to me. And OP, that sucks. Make sure you keep it clean to prevent infections and whatnot.
Person1233 13
O.O ....
sodahhhr 0
emzmcgee 0
Ok, then take it out, clean it up, problem solved!