NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Sterling, United States
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
MusicLover18
Leduc, Canada
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
MoreThanABadHairDay
Hair code
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.
SimpleSimon 0
Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?
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Comments (107)
Illumi113 0
How old is she?
Zaphod_fml 0
Is every 2 out of 3 posters on here a drama queen teen? They're all like, "I know, right?". Just believing anything that's posted and then trying to one-up the BS! I agree with TR_Wolf.....shenanigans!
Ross_H 0
It would also be cool for you to shave her head while she's asleep.
TarasTrouble 0
BULL ******* SHIT
WhyworldWhy 0
you sleep way to deeply
loveyahun 0
Nose peircings are hot, kick ass, and turn-ons. Stop botching
brianjman14 23
why is this fml? some nose piercings r hot
terriibabiiix23 0
did she pierce it correctly ? lol, how old is your sister ? haha.
hapylordofdeath9 0
how did you manage to sleep through that?
missdisasta 0
she had to be passed out from some type of substance or drunk.and I have 6 piercings