NoseInPain
United States
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Sterling, United States
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
MusicLover18
Leduc, Canada
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Natasha
Revenge
Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML
tictacnose
Canada
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
MoreThanABadHairDay
Hair code
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Top comments
Intoxicunt 6
How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing? However, nose piercings are hot.
SimpleSimon 0
Sorry, I just laughed my ass off! I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?
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Comments (107)
NightVVulf 0
who says the OP didnt wake up. Ive seen piercing clamps used for something like that. it's done in a jiffy. and yes it can hurt like hell. FYL and dont forget to get her back .
Jordie210 0
Take it out if you don't want it. It will heal up in a jiffy.
Yyz 0
I call BULLSHIT!
mopho 0
OH NOSE!
govball 0
Ouch
kelsey_LYNN 0
lololol That's warped, man Reminds me of my friends sister, who's crazy, but woke up to have her daughter saying "I'm gonna kill you". She's five.
TR_Wolf 0
I call Bullshit on this one too. There needs to be a third vote option other than YLS and YDI, and that is... BS!
jstasilentscream 3
dude, just think of what she'll be do when she'll grow up o.O i think you should put her to sleep while you still have a (pierced) nose.
elizanena9 0
ouch!
fiveforfighting 26
Honestly piercings don't hurt bad at all. Just a little pinch and then a numb feeling pain.
railfan_fml 0
sisters are such a pain in the ass