Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I spontaneously got my ear pierced. By spontaneously, I mean my 12-year-old sister stabbed one of her earrings into my ear while I was sleeping. She claimed the freckle on my earlobe looks "exactly the same" as the hole from her ear piercing. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I got into trouble at work because a customer complained about my face tattoo, I don't have a face tattoo but I do have one behind my ear. Nonetheless, I still got written up and had to cover it with a band-aid, which ripped out hair when I took it off. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
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Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
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Comments (266)
Babushka_Homyak 10
What the **** is wrong with your sister?
mn_mpls 0
I woulda punted her put of at least a 5th storey window
myworld99 0
seriou
Daisyrenee02 0
for real! she must be really stupid!
iwuvwolfz 0
You should Chris Brown her =D
DamnDatFML 0
Then Tiger Woods her and force her to say "I Will Never Kanye West You Again!" while she's spitting out white *****, Dnt judge me!!
concend_blk_guy 8
Yea u should beat her
flyboy5 0
strong sister wow but that sucks
MrCatman1125 2
Why do you assume she's strong? Piercings aren't hard t pull out, a three year old could do it.
twwtygs 0
owch
chelzy 0
I believe you mean holy randomly strung toggether obscenities that shit hurts!!!! my "friend" did that to my ear piercing. later I found out that she just hates punk studs.
ArtIsResistance7 1
That's when you grab her face skin and rip it off, leaving only bone and muscle. "Hey, what do you know, your face was fake too!"
supergirl69_fml 0
sick and wrong. but funny.
Taipan_fml 0
Chris Griffin: "Haha, I got your nose." Peter Griffin: "Oh yeah? I got your face."
DamnDatFML 0
Family Guy reference FTW!
ActionManly 11
Didn't you hear? Piercings aren't good for your Highbrow image (Eyebrow? Highbrow? You see what i did there?! Oh nevermind.)
ArtIsResistance7 1
A+ for effort!
DamnDatFML 0
F for Fail hehe see what I did there??
Hunthas 17
Omg! the same thing happened to me except with raccoons!
alex112094 5
lol nice racoons in your backyard?
UnKnwnPuRpLe 0
lmaooo
ArtIsResistance7 1
Wait, explain that in detail. You pierced a raccoons eyebrow?
LaDyBlOo 0
it's ok I has my nipple ring bit.....now that's an OUCH it hurt more than when I got then pierced
lolfood 24
Was that coherent?