Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML
Today, after many days of messing around with wording and pictures, a huge and expensive printed card order came in to the office. I spelled the first word wrong. I can't get a refund. FML
Today, I made a digital contact card for my department that needed to be sent to payroll. Since we didn't have one before, I sent a copy to the rest of the department to use if they wanted. I didn't send the blank though. I sent 100s of people all of my contact info. Somehow, I managed to misspell my own name too. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get my business "out there", I dropped a few of my cards on a station floor. I got a call, even a quote. A $500 fine from the transit for public littering. FML
Today, after all of the business cards for the car dealership that I work for were printed, the phone number was wrong, and the lady got so pissed about getting so many calls that she told them that they had won a free car. I had to tell dozens of ecstatic customers that they hadn't. FML
Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML
Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML
Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML
Today, I finally got around to writing my Christmas cards. After finishing, I realized I had written "Happy Birthday" instead of "Merry Christmas" on every single one. FML
Today, I printed 500 event posters with the wrong venue because I copied from last year’s file. Client needs them by tomorrow. Now I’m pulling an all-nighter reprinting everything. Coffee is my only friend. FML
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deaditegirl 0
YDI for not proofreading.
xEmGai 0
It does.
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Comments (139)
deaditegirl 0
YDI for not proofreading.
tyhillman 0
Eh, I think it's better without proofreading. If I were the OP, I wouldn't even worry about it and laugh when I saw the people read it.
13_hannah 0
this came out from a movie
13_hannah 0
this came out from a movie
fouzy98 6
this is fake its like saying i work at a place called cass fcrack and i made busniuss card and i forgot the c and f ass crack
gothymama 0
My sentiments exactly #1. And... just be glad you don't live in Vegas! LMAO...
martha_fml 0
it's a real place
sven25 0
Anal does rock!
chelsea3117 0
uhm this is totally made up!!!
prousey 0
shut the **** up
ThatCoolFrenchGu 0
Wow YDi
deLongenator 4
Is the name of your business anal crocks??
xEmGai 0
It does.
22cute 17
maybe your a proctologist ? Just go with it!
cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0
you totally deserved it. you live at anal rocks *laughs*
Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #1. You deserve that. However, that's pretty hilarious. Maybe you could just change businesses to **** and distribute those cards.
nike1 0
That's just what i was thinking ;D It's an awesome idéa, isn't it?
Intoxicunt 6
Hell yeah. It just needs a half nude model on the front.
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
fail
AEM_Racer1320 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome!
DameGreyWulf 1
Always proofread On the bright side, though, ******* hilarious
wtfismyfml 0
Funny but unfortunately proves that English teachers are right about the importance of proofreading!
kukopia 0
You should try it yourself some time. Oh, and remember, grammer is FREE so USE IT!
Anonymiz 4
It's spelled g-r-a-m-m-a-r. Spelling is free too.
Intoxicunt 6
FML is ****** up. Nevermind my comments.
Oncoming_Storm 0
???
Intoxicunt 6
Sorry. I kept trying to correct this person's spelling of "grammar" but my comment would show up, then disappear, then be in the wrong place, etc. So I put "never mind" in case any of them showed up later.
Anonymiz 4
It's spelled g-r-a-m-m-a-r. Spelling is free too.
Anonymiz 4
#16: It's spelled g-r-a-m-m-a-r. Spelling is free too. (site wouldn't let me reply)
Puolukka 4
Yea but if he designed them in a program that has spellcheck it would not mark "anal" because it actually is a word...
Sun_Kissed18 25
That's why they said "proofread" not "spellcheck." There's a difference.
oldskoolman85 0
I had the anal rocks once. They ****** suck.
Intoxicunt 6
Win. What is that, like kidney stones, only in your ass?
screweverything 0
this sounds a little like tobias's business cards from arrested development, the ones that say 'analrapist' on them
drimpossible 0
Dammit, I was going to write that