Today, for my birthday this year, my girlfriend gave me Herpes (type 2) and this morning she decided to wake me up to tell me she wants to see other people. But she "still loves me.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, my birthday, was going great until my boyfriend received a text from a girl saying he gave her chlamydia. Now I have no boyfriend, but at least I have the chlamydia keeping me company. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, after celebrating our 5 year anniversary, my girl told me that’s she loves me, but is not in love with me. FML
Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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Lost Reggie 22
Yikes, but love is love. See others too, but both of you should be upfront about the condition.
dreams2383 20
no he dumps her ass
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Comments (3)
Lost Reggie 22
Yikes, but love is love. See others too, but both of you should be upfront about the condition.
dreams2383 20
no he dumps her ass
Wadlaen 24
Sounds like you've been screwed...
GoogieWithers 25
If you don't want an open relationship, then you know what you need to do. After seeing a doctor.