Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
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eliwalks 0
Haha what a dumbass
ThatGuyRory 9
This is why we use Google before making such statements.
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Comments (203)
ipwnallmen 10
If he's joking, hahaha yeah. But if not, well, ..."And the Darwin Award goes to..." Set him right and hopefully he isn't always this, well, to be nice, obliviously idiotic. IMO)
DeadxManxWalking 27
Congrats on the baby
KiddNYC1O 22
He hasn't seen anything yet!
BlossomKiss 0
Wooowwww
Mysexyfaith 0
Exactly why men can't get pregnant ! I feel your pain I'm 6 months pregnant and still getting sick!
robinhood007 9
So their stupidity is why they can't get pregnant?
KiddNYC1O 22
Don't generalize, 96!
Mysexyfaith 0
Yep exactly why smarty !
day624 14
How do you make fake vomit?
hourglassmage 3
Whats morning sickness then?
BloodAngel13 3
I don't understand why it's still called morning sickness when it happens all day
SlightlyUnstable 6
Let me help you with that. It's called morning sickness because many women experience it in morning hours. Some women also get sick later on in the day, but since it is likely that more women are sick in the morning, the name just stuck.
shrdlu 28
Like "athlete's foot" or "tennis elbow", which can also happen to people who aren't athletes or tennis players.
elinachka 7
What a jerk >:|
kelseynikolee_ 7
Lol, ignorant guys these days.