Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML
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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
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Top comments
eliwalks 0
Haha what a dumbass
ThatGuyRory 9
This is why we use Google before making such statements.
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Comments (203)
PiXiq111 11
Yeah... because you can't throw up after noon... She's totally faking it...
skyeyez9 25
Some women are lucky and have no pregnancy sickness. Some get a little nauseated soon after they wake up and it fades....then there are the unlucky ones who suffer morning sickness 24/7 for their entire pregnancy.
tj4234 36
well it's true. It becomes afternoon sickness then :P.
obviousboy 8
Oh… ignorant guys are funny.
PiXiq111 11
He's hilarious then!
BrownSugar10940 2
Wow he has a lot to learn
wlddog 14
Congrats on the new kid. I am sure you will both experience many new things together. The vomiting is only the beginning.
lovebeecharmer 6
What a winner
RK626 7
DTMFA
heyred 11
He didn't read the pregnancy books ...
rebeccac3 5
Sounds to me like you should do it on him next time!