Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
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eliwalks 0
Haha what a dumbass
ThatGuyRory 9
This is why we use Google before making such statements.
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Comments (203)
Mischief109 11
Men need to be better educated. Not all men, just most
highonlife10 0
Puke everywhere and then say you come the future of tomorrow morning
ankoku 2
Quit deleting my perfectly harmless comments or I'll have to start posting them in triplicates and flush my dns to viciously troll the site!
momo1972 3
Lol, it's a conspiracy brought on by the lazy, selfish, self-centered women. J/K
supermattyboy 0
trolool I'm a hungry hungry boy =0
groupleader 7
Well played
melantysaurus 3
The morning refers to the first trimester. The second is the afternoon, third evening and birth is morning again and a new " day "
GothicAngel17 24
This is why you take him with you to your appointments. I had to because my fiancé didn't believe that cleaning the kitty litter can expose me to toxoplasmosis since my cats are under a year old. Actually I'm fairly certain he doesn't believe me still, but he does it anyway because when I do it I spew up since I've been pregnant.
skyeyez9 25
He has no sympathy for you, but I would bet $100 that your husband acts like he is dying and whiny if he gets so much as a cold.
asktherunes 4
Make him go to the Dr's office with you so he can acquire an education