Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
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xXOktoberXx 0
Sorry dude, my dad does the same thing. God forbid I interrupt his t.v. show or radio newscast, when I need to talk about school or ask a serious question! Parents, they want to know EVERYTHING in your life, then turn around and ignore you!
NorfolkDude 2
YDI for being an idiot. I mean those articles are "fear mongering" types of articles. Yes, your loved ones can die, or might be your last time seeing them. You can't live every day with the assumption that it is your last time you're ever going to see them. That's just idiotic and stupid. Memories are what count, you don't want to live remembering them and how you prepared to remember them by spending each day like it was their or your last.
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stickwoman 0
Am I first?
stickwoman 0
@GR3453m0nk3y It's because I poted it from my iPhone so I wasn't sure. And now to celebrate YEYYYYYYY I'M FIRST!!!
CHEESYBIGMAC 0
no ur not, ur last
cuteguyoO 0
yes u are
ksmiley 0
Well, he IS awesome : )
spiderman0606 0
It's ELLEN! The mom has every right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
capgray 0
today, my son interupted me while watching vince vaughn on ellen. fml
Lone_Wolf_099 5
um poster is female so...YOU LOSE CAPI-TAN
GR3453m0nk3y 4
wow way to wase your comment stickwoman
xXOktoberXx 0
Sorry dude, my dad does the same thing. God forbid I interrupt his t.v. show or radio newscast, when I need to talk about school or ask a serious question! Parents, they want to know EVERYTHING in your life, then turn around and ignore you!
trizzieb 0
Ahh motherly love. Maybe Vince is secretley your father.$$$
perdix 31
It's because that is Earth-shattering news! Everyone knows that Ellen is the most "out-there" lesbian since Sappho. For Vince Vaughn to be "on her" would turn the world on its head!
Gonza 0
Stop being a grammar-ho. You know what OP meant.
perdix 31
I'm not being a "grammar-ho," I'm being a logic-ho, because I wasn't complaining about the grammar of the post (*cough* run-on sentecnce *cough*), but interpreting the phrase "Vince Vaughn is on Ellen" literally.
crapmaster3000 19
9, he was just making a play on words. I personally thought it was funny
NorfolkDude 2
YDI for being an idiot. I mean those articles are "fear mongering" types of articles. Yes, your loved ones can die, or might be your last time seeing them. You can't live every day with the assumption that it is your last time you're ever going to see them. That's just idiotic and stupid. Memories are what count, you don't want to live remembering them and how you prepared to remember them by spending each day like it was their or your last.
ChrisA619 0
sad
redshortsx 0
your mom is the shit