Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
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eliwalks 0
Haha what a dumbass
ThatGuyRory 9
This is why we use Google before making such statements.
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Comments (203)
mnashty 0
Hahahhaahhaahahahhahahah
ecascio2010 9
Your husband is an idiot.
BlAzEtHiS 0
He needs to learn a thing or two about pregnancy.
Roo79 1
It should be called all friggin day sickness!
jstitely1 6
This is when you kick him in the balls and say,"it can't possibly hurt, you didn't just wake up." or something else stupid along those lines.
SSGDE6USArmy 0
When my wife was pregnant with our son she had morning sickness and evening sickness, sorry he is so misinformed but congrats on the pregnancy !!!
Keyboard_Cat 2
That's like saying that you can't have cancer UNLESS you're a cancer..FYL.
writergirl23 19
Tell him to read up about it And, yup it does. And for some unfortunate people (like me!) it can be still going crazy at five and a half months
XxHoodieBearxX 5
Congrats!
bleddyn13 1
Wow... What a notwellinformed person