Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
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eliwalks 0
Haha what a dumbass
ThatGuyRory 9
This is why we use Google before making such statements.
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Comments (203)
groundzeromma 8
Hope you're smarter than your hubby or this kid is gonna be an idiot.
Bikrbum 6
Wow!! And he's the dad? What a dumbass!!
jwebster 8
Tell him it's preabortion sickness. It's wrong to procreate with someone that dumb
EvilLilCupcake 10
Oh yes. Kill the baby because the father misunderstood something that happens to a woman! You are an asshole!
enjoyurownblood 1
what a nice man .-.
katarinapetrova 0
Good time to kick him where it counts.
peachezthelette 22
I used to get it at 4 in the afternoon while I was pregnant with my son. Your husband is either A) joking (because my sons dad purposely gave me 'morning sickness' sometimes because he found it funny) or B) Just that plain ******* stupid.
courtz94 24
What a jerk..
UnicornInSpace 6
you poor thing :/
MigraineurOfLife 15
:/ - would say I hope he develops sympathy pains but it's apparent he is anything but!
guskaufman62 1
Tell him you know have afternoon sickness