Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML
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Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
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eliwalks 0
Haha what a dumbass
ThatGuyRory 9
This is why we use Google before making such statements.
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Comments (203)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Well duhh, that is why they call it morning sickness.. Sarcasm in case you were wondering.
alfred07 18
Huh, I didn't know it wasn't just a morning thing, thanks google.
MerrikBarbarian 9
How people manage not to know this astounds me. I mean we have google now for heavens sake. No excuse to not know something. Fyl op :(
murdersquirrel 15
Yep, I had to google-prove to my boyfriend that the fact that I've never had chicken pox means I can't get shingles using no .coms as sources. It's just stubbornness.
MerrikBarbarian 9
I can understand some leariness to accept Internet sources, as there is a lot of crap out there... But still. You can get a general idea
Ashlee0715 8
What an inconsiderate ass. I'd till him to shut up and deal with it. He has no right to tell you things like that.
danv79_fml 0
What a douche...
gonad_gobbler 1
It's morning somewhere, right?
dazzle_me_lovely 9
wow, sounds like you got married to a regular Einstein.
sammy_mojo 7
...well your pregnancy is going to be a fun experience.
Discombobulated9 12
*In labour* "Stop faking pain, you're just doing it for attention".
angelofsaturn 23
Shit I wish morning sickness was limited to mornings. I was blowing chunks and slime all day everyday and my fiance knew better than to say boo about it.
angelofsaturn 23
sorry :( if you were eating i'm really really sorry. T_T
thedemonbear88 0
Some guys are just idiots... Glad I'm not one of them