Today, my husband told me to stop faking being sick, because, "morning sickness doesn't happen after noon." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband told me that he thinks I'm not doing real work because I laugh during online meetings. Sorry I'm not miserable all the time. FML
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
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eliwalks 0
Haha what a dumbass
ThatGuyRory 9
This is why we use Google before making such statements.
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Comments (203)
kdizzle98 0
He's a keeper. :)
TylerDirty 15
The name is misleading, anyway I'm sure he will be more considerate once you explain it to him more.
keeganm 1
DTMFA. An stupid ass like him shouldn't be raising kids, anyway. You and the baby would be much better off.
MaoKittyMaoMao 6
Tell him to stop PMSing because only women have periods.
bluebird5679 3
I'd punch him in the face saying it was the hormones
cindykitty 0
**** your husband if only he knew how it was to be a women for a day and caring a baby for 9 months
mindloop 6
I agree with him! women always trying to fool us... LOL J/K
Cablo_Gubla 2
Your husband is stupid. Find someone with more brains and, for the love of god, don't marry them.
forever_born 6
Your husband is a moron. Sorry OP but it's the truth.
nvo 6
Hope the kid takes after you ... not him. Kidding aside, that is both ignorant and rude. Point him towards some explanatory articles that should be easy to find online. Hope his apology will be heartfelt and immediate. Feel better soon! For most women, nausea stops around week 12-16. Hang in there!