Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from daycare. As we were getting into the car, I strapped her into the car seat, but something felt off. I looked back and realized I had picked up the wrong kid. In my defense, she was wearing the same jacket as my daughter. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
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DocBastard 40
You have a giant granny? That's amazing! Wait, what?
Airman1988 9
Could have been worse, could have been your vibrator or something
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Comments (37)
zakkyzebra 11
At first I thought it was going to be some little boys diaper.... As if the little girl was whoring around
biggestfan23 11
Well that was sure a waste of a comment
The_Hitdude 12
Yes, because her preschooler is selling her body to little boys so they can get extra juice boxes.
easybree 10
uh…
CozzySwag 2
Someone's been fooling around in bed...
SarahSunshine19 2
Or just static electricity.
illmatic2 16
6 is probably right. I remember putting on my reversible in the middle school locker room and seeing a pair of my sister's underwear fall out of it. Thank goodness nobody saw.
puppytaco64 8
Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix
Chibi_Kitten 24
One time I took my sweatshirt off..then I remembered I didn't have a short on underneath..thankfully, no one else was in the school library to witness my mistake..
Sebash_fml 0
Sexy
BehindU 5
This has to be the dumbest first few responses ever.
jonn090 13
**** you sir...... I'm going home *lights a joint*
YourAFailmod 4
Ewwww that's disgusting!!
buck33 14
It's not too big of a deal, I bet the only person who even registered what they were was the teacher. I bet the preschoolers will forget about it in two days, if they even saw it.
alexicanaaa 7
It's underwear. Lol I don't see how that's disgusting.
The_Creeper_fml 8
If you have ever seen giant granny panties... Consider what condition they exist in. Not even the washing machine can cure all of that. It's a sight worth seeing.
badwolfbluebox 7
your daughter might've taken the wrong nap blanket...
emilydotawesome 1
Nbd OP. she's a preschool teacher, I'm sure she's seen worse..
emilydotawesome 1
Hahaha, awkward. #6 deleted the comment I was referring to.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Woah! You have the biggest forehead i've ever seen! Cool
Fml_FTW228 10
Nahhh, I think almost every black person beat her on this one. :)
SkoomaKi 28
Giant grannie panties..? If you're not happy with that, lose some ******* weight....damn
SarahSunshine19 2
Skinny people can wear granny panties too. Not just fat people wear them, I bet some fat people probably wear thongs. You should not assume.
SkoomaKi 28
20 - Well one does naturally assume if you wear "giant" grannie pants the person is somewhat big in size.
SarahSunshine19 2
22 - So does that mean all kids are fat? I really don't know of any children who wear thongs.
redbluegreen 41
If her kid's in preschool, OP could still be getting her body back. It would explain the fact that she called them giant and why they're not something a bit more sexy.
Angelrose2004 17
But giant is somewhat of an opinion. If a girl is 5'6 and weighs 110lbs, she could think she's a ginormous elephant. Js
Angelrose2004 17
I agree, gentlemn. But that's where anorexia usually comes into play... I don't understand it either.
Fml_FTW228 10
25- Who said anything about things? They said "giant granny panties" so naturally the assumption would be they are overweight (wether it be from food or the baby.) Also, I don't think you see any; skinny, fat, short, tall, old, or old boys wearing thongs (or at least I hope.)
l0v3p4in 7
Just for the record, the word "giant" is quite subjective. To OP, she may feel huge, but to others she may be "normal" (if anyone can actually determine the confines that people must meet to fall into that category). I have a classmate who wears X-Small clothes and upgraded to Small when she became pregnant. Although, I view her as quite petite and tiny already, she sees herself as "fat" and "overweight." In OP's case, she may feel as if they are "giant granny panties," but to someone quite significantly larger than her, that person may think, "Pfft! Granny panties my ass! I can barely fit my big toe into those panties of hers."
XtraEzeee 8
60- Yes, you are right. If OP calls her underwear "giant" then she probably views herself as fat. This means that SkoomaKi was also correct in saying she is unhappy with her weight, and should lose some to make herself happier. See, isn't it fun when everyone wins?
crazycatlady5 6
NO! Granny panties FTW!!!
colleenfenner 0
"giant" granny panties could be refering to the size of the panties. Granny panties ARE giant compared to thongs, even if both are the same "size".. Theres just more material in granny panties.
thats_my_job 11
Oh man. FYL for sure. That's the most embarrassing FML I've read.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I take it you're relatively new if this is the most embarrassing FML you've read.
thats_my_job 11
No not really. But some fml's are "ouch" some are "WTF" some are "ydi" and this one was the most embarrassing one I had read. To each their own.
taerts 9
The awkwardness between OP and the teacher... At least the teacher was polite about it.
Airman1988 9
Could have been worse, could have been your vibrator or something