Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today I was home sick from work because my doctor gave me a new pill that made me throw up violently. My boss called. I thought she was checking on me. She fired me instead. FML
Today, I called in sick for the first time. My boss said that if I didn’t show up, not only would he fire me, but he’d make sure I never find another job for the rest of my life. So I showed up to work with a bucket, puking every five minutes. My boss still made me stay the full nine hours. FML
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML
Today, I was forced to come in to work early in the morning. For me, that means I will have a pounding migraine, vomiting, and diarrhea for at least the next two weeks. FML
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
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ChubEchaser 0
way to back it up. FHL
DakotaCat 4
In the words of Cleveland Brown "that's nasty:
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Comments (104)
ChubEchaser 0
way to back it up. FHL
iewisokwas 0
true true
ChubEchaser 0
I bet now your boss is thankful you wasn't going home for explosive diarrhea.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
nachobiznez 0
win!
jewban 3
but boss i really dont fee--fBLLLEEHHHHHGHGHRRHHHHHshh
GavinRoskamp 0
Way to show her. if you really had a migraine and are not just over-exaggerating your common headache, then she deserves it. Migraines kick the hell out of you!
mysticwater 0
75- agreed!! good job OP! I would have done the same thing, on purpose! migraines are no laughing matter
Daschundman 17
Based off of the reaction of your boss, I have a feeling you were removed from your job as well.
IbanezSprinter 0
haha that would suck...agreed^^^FHL
amerwin 3
Sick! What does regurgitated curry look like anyway?
starile 20
Same way it looks when you first eat it.
amerwin 3
haha, yeah that's what I was insinuating.
DocBastard 40
Amerwin, careful about using such big words as "insinuating." some of the idiots around here may not understand it and get offended. :)
amerwin 3
You're absolutely right. From this point on, I'll only reply using diminutive and infinitesimal words for the sake of the "others". Oh shoot! I mean small and tiny.
LouieLZ 5
LOL
dogcolon 0
omg ameriwin u look like the biggest douche ever. and you back it up with this conversation...
illjusbedamned 0
win
GavinRoskamp 0
Dogcolon, YOUR picture makes YOU look like a douche. End of story :)
Lurked 4
lmao :) well to bad for your boss, your boss should have believed you
brunettesara5722 17
agreed she deserves to be puked on
Lounia_fml 8
Was she that ugly??
Azizka15 0
haha funny joke -.-
DakotaCat 4
In the words of Cleveland Brown "that's nasty:
C6Racer 0
"Ooh, that's nasty."
UnknwnClassicGrl 5
Do you believe me now BITCH!!!
MuZex3 0
Yes, yes i do -_-
kingsley23 0
ur boss is a jerk an got wat she/he deserved
reeree1234 0
looks like tech supports gonna be down for a while
miraggg 1
hahahaha
phuckyew 0
I'd be skeptical also; you don't puke from a migraine.... threesome anyone?
holyfuckbuckets 0
must you always say that?
DocBastard 40
Actually, nausea is a classic symptom of migraines. If you're going to make a stupid comment, at least take three seconds to google it first. And speaking of stupid comments, I'm fairly certain no one will ever engage in a threesome with someone with the maturity level of a newt.