Love: Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

fun 16 June 2013, 04:54 United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 28 February 2015, 14:16 Nørresundby, Denmark

Nervous?

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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Sarah 26 March 2012, 11:14 United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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ohmy. 27 December 2010, 17:52 United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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whatevershit 13 May 2012, 06:28 Theodore, United States

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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Zoey 9 February 2012, 15:17 Canada

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

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pain 26 February 2010, 10:23 Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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big time traumatized 2 November 2022, 10:00

Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML

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DutchOven 4 July 2009, 21:07 United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML