fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
big time traumatized
PANIC!
Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Top comments
lulubelles 33
He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health
perdix 31
So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?
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Comments (93)
sgtcxelite 11
Hope everything works out and that everyone's accepting of you both.
Omniprism 15
Awww he was super nervous. Despite him throwing up I think it's cute that he was that nervous.
kernelkat 16
Take it as a good luck omen like rain on your wedding day
Ray_of_midnight 23
Like a free ride when you've already paid? (sorry for the earworm. I just couldn't resist.)
XTheDesertSongX 17
You guys are dumb. He was just nervous. Quit blaming it on the bachelor party and show a little respect.
brittyed 11
Hopefully it was just his nerves and not from some hangover.
_wraith 15
It was probably just nerves. Congratulations anyways, OP, even if the ceremony was less than stellar.
Darkmagic666 9
It seems like he was either really excited or really nervous; either way I'm sure he loves you and you both have something to laugh about later
buckdharma 38
Speak now or forever hold your pieces?
yumtum4 4
Probably nerves. I'm sorry your wedding didn't go as planned.
danico832 3
That stinks!! Ur poor dress is ruined!! Probably stinks bad too!!