Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
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linkinpark98 24
Did she still say yes? :)
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Word vomit.
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Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Word vomit.
totlmstr 3
Agreed. Or maybe "I spilled pretty colors for you!"
NuTrees 9
Better than word poo.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
28 Actually I prefer the word poo over vomit.
akallaan 7
"If you spew and she says yes, it's meant to be. If you spew and she leaves, it wasn't."
iiTsAJ 5
Did she say yes?
Donat96 20
That will be an interesting story to share with the in-laws, OP.
Hidur 10
Speaking of word vomit, OP should have played it off and spelled "Will you marry me?", into the vomit. That way she would have realized you spilled your guts out to her
XtraEzeee 8
He was literally overflowing with love for his girlfriend.
muFilter 19
An indecent proposal.
linkinpark98 24
Did she still say yes? :)
Ruffclue 9
What OP couldnt expressed by word, his brain/heart said it for him.
kakarot2 11
^more like his stomach.....
Ruffclue 9
When u are nervous the heart beats faster and that causes the mean arterial pressure to increase. Thus this sends signal to the chemoreceptor in the brain and that triggers stimulation of different receptor to help decrease mean arterial pressure. And one of the effect of this stimulation is vomiting. So i stand by wat i said.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Maybe having a green a yellow wedding dress is more stylish than white?
Forlorn420 9
38. No one likes a smartass
yakrider 8
ahaha he's darwin-****** wonder how his dad managed... maybe the nervousness does not run in the genes
Ruffclue 9
All i meant to say was Op put his heart out for her and i think it was amazing. I just backed up my sentence by few scientific facts.
KMFiredancer 0
54 - How is he Darwin-******? He got so nervous he got sick it comes from stress. There's nothing that makes him stupid. 55 - We get it, stop now.
lizzybug 5
I would guess she did say yes cuz I doubt op would be writing his fml about him vomiting instead of his girlfriend saying no. . . But who knows
Love182 0
72 I agree. He probably would have included that she also said no at the end of the post if it had happened. Or perhaps he played it off like he wasn't proposing that time an tried again later. Just an idea.
TheZee 12
38/55 - increasing heart rate does not trigger chemoreceptors. Chemoreceptors are triggered by chemical changes, hence the name, "chemo." An example of a chemoreceptor being used as a receptor is change in oxygen levels, carbon dioxide, pH, etc. While you were right that increasing heart rate does increase the arterial mean pressure, this mostly triggers baroreceptors, located at different vessels around the body to recognize increase of pressure. When blood pressure increases, the arterial walls are stretched and the baroreceptors send signals to the CNS (spinal cord AND brain, without a spinal cord, the brain would be useless). No need to act like a smartass on FML, this isn't a science class. Go back to school and learn your "scientific facts" right before you come here and try to show off with it.
Vulpes21 6
Isn't Wikipedia awesome 76?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Who said he got it from Wikipedia? Jealous dumb-****.
jasmine1259 2
79- haha wow, u mad? But seriously, that was a bit of an overreaction.
TheZee 12
77 - No, but taking sciences at a University level is :). Isn't jealousy a disease? Or so it seems to be acting like one, with all the side effects that come with it ;).
THE_A_TEEN 28
No, i'm not mad. But people who accuse other people getting their information from Wikipedia are usually idiots who aren't knowledgeable to come up with info of their own.
Vulpes21 6
Damn A-TEEN, you're pretty insecure.
CanadianPenguin 0
Learning on FML?! What is this? Too sick to go to school today, I don't want to learn anything!
ladyLALAA 29
Woah, guys, calm down! Everyone needs to hug it out, The A Teen is usually pretty nice. Don't forget it's just the Internet!
midnight21 8
^ you are awesome.
Eiregal2 10
Awww who needs a hug!!! *hugs all her FML lovies and also passes out cookies*
Living_Fetus13 0
76 When the heart beats faster more blood is pumped out, oxygen enriched blood, this increasing oxygen levels and contradicting everything you wasted typing. So there is no reason to be a smartass on FML
NiecyLuv365 1
I wanna know too, did she say yes.
nm11 4
121, I liked ur comment just because ur from Ireland ;)
False_Stupidity 42
I like cookies... and hugs.
supimnyancat 9
Nothing like a bit of vomit to show your love.
gurly98 13
Exactly
polkadots123 2
Ur love for her is like vomit, u can't hold it in!
ClassyCommando 13
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, they say...
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
Yeah.Its still shit tonnes better then what happened to me today. OP your girlfriend will understand and you'll both laugh at it later.
SmokinPistol 1
Hopefully she understands and will laugh about it later :)
Zedd_fml 8
NOONE mentioned Stan Marsh, from South Park yet?!
Marcella1016 32
4 that's how you know she really loves you :P
BunBunBabe 8
Doesn't that mean its true love? Swore if you vommited during a proposal it was good luck, maybe not. Hope she said yes and helped you feel better!
omgcookeys 15
Early engagement present?
perdix 31
That could work if her name is Ralph.
shannonreneee 11
That's such a Dad joke :)
perdix 31
Thanks, I am a dad:)
Unicornszxcvb 6
*throws up*, will you marry me?
ReesieBanana21 12
AWESOME!! xD
loserman67 36
Nothing says love like a pool of partially digested food and bile. At least your proposal will be memorable. I hope she still said yes!
SkoomaKi 28
To such a brilliant display of affection and vomit, how could she say no?
cathyfang1533 12
It'll be a story to tell your grandkids!
Wederoney 16
At least she's never gonna forget your proposal.
Holy_ish 19
At least you love her and your heart's in the right place and if she supported you then shes a keeper.