Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a tooth pulled. An hour or so later, I removed the gauze from my mouth, because I thought the bleeding had stopped. I got on my laptop. A few minutes later I looked down, to see that I had drooled blood all over the keyboard, and didn't know because my mouth was numb. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I was so tired from staying up late binge-watching my favorite show that I accidentally put my phone in the refrigerator instead of the milk. FML
Today, my family and I discovered that my sleepwalking has escalated into sleep-raiding-the-fridge, after I woke up on my kitchen floor in a puddle of melted ice cream, surrounded by my parents, brother, and dogs. Apparently my recent dieting plans aren't going over too well with my subconscious. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
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Anthrophobia 2
When you're tired and in pain, almost anything is possible.
BbYhRtLsS 0
I hope it wasn't a dope ass phone
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goldenone 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i haz no peeenis
cocopuff96 0
no one CARES
dailee95 0
I hate when people do that FIFTH!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
this puts the I scream in ice cream
cocopuff96 0
I hate people that think it's awesome to be first likethats not why your on this site.
YourEvilHero 12
ydi for eating a fat persons food
cocopuff96 0
hahahahahahahaha this fml is sorta funny something I would prob dooo
StoryOfTheYear 15
this puts the I scream in ice cream
lolalovesyou 0
um she had four teeth pulled out of her mouth. cold stuff is your best friend. it helps numb the pain. I would know, I had 5 teeth pulled in 45 minutes. that's 1 tooth every 9 minutes. talk about pain.
Sirin_fml 47
Please post your comments separately, unless it's actually relevant to #1's post.
flufffypants 0
If it was an iPhone then I hope you were stupid enough to not buy a warranty ydi if it wa an iPhone
thor89 0
Ice creams has more value than a phone
Ajjas013 6
Actually, #3 was referring to #1 from the way I look at it. It's actually YOU who's offending the rules. Shame shame Sirin.
jpjruler 0
yeah what #17 said lol these people trying to steal the top slots really do get annoying lol see I can post a comment here cuz I'm commenting on #17... and as far as the fml goes that sucks big time :/.. poor phone lol
Ajjas013 6
My comment was in response to Sirin (#17) and it got moderated. Tell me again what you were trying to say?
jdub28 0
what does having no penis have to do with getting 4 teeth pulled?! OP, do you have insurance on your phone?
seanreddog 4
How do you post separate comments on an iPod?
sublimaze 6
lay off the vicodin
seanreddog 4
i haz no puuuussy
DonkeyDelight 0
I really wish this site had the most recent comments at the top, like YouTube. Then it would stop people replying to first.
Bamfy 0
I have a big penis
DonkeyDelight 0
Oh and that comment was relevant as it was a reply to Sirin, If it is eally such a big problem replying to first then get it fixed, easy.
Sirin_fml 47
I'm not sure what the precise method is for the iPhone/iPod, but I know for a fact one exists. If you really can't find a way to do it, then please post your comment as a reply to the most recent one, not at the top of the page. Since people aren't getting the message, despite my request, any more irrelevant comments up here will be both moderated and account-sanctioned over. Please familiarise yourselves with the rules, and respect the fact that the moderators exist to enforce them, not to be the brunt of blatant disregard and disrespect. Thanks.
FYLDeep 26
#37 The button in the bottom right corner. Most people don't know about it though so let's keep this between you and me.
seanreddog 4
Okay I found it, thanks guys.
StoryOfTheYear 15
sorry this doesn't have anything to do with the first post, but why are the other new posts that are up modded?
StoryOfTheYear 15
not being modded* sorry
Sirin_fml 47
They will be from here-on-out, as of the next batch of FMLs.
StoryOfTheYear 15
gotcha, thanks for answering
FYLDeep 26
Is this cause of the Rachel Fminetoo conversation last night?
angelkissezxox 3
ok
Kirlyfoo 9
u have no life **** face
paigeatsflesh 11
ahahahahahahahahahahaha. I love everyone(:
pooley 0
WTF wat does that have to do with anything no. 1?
BbYhRtLsS 0
I hope it wasn't a dope ass phone
knockasauras 0
it was a samsung. not an fml
StoryOfTheYear 15
Nice face
xXSc3n1cXx 0
what about yours? LOLZ i love that pic. love it.
StoryOfTheYear 15
=]
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
wow that sounds like a great day lol
Person1233 13
Ice cream? You wish it was ice cream...
momoimmortal 0
LOL!!! I know right!!! anal rape
StoryOfTheYear 15
your pic and this post puts the I scream in ice cream :)
MyStarrz 0
@ 39 "iScream" ...is that the result of an iPhone and that surprise melted vanilla mod
thechief50 0
well that's what warrantys for plus don't trun it on for a day or it fyies the phone
iamchuck 0
Vicodin doesn't spill
redbeater 5
YDI for being a stupidshit.
samantha_durano 6
well, sucks for you.
McCamryn123 0
OMG!!! I had 4 teeth pulled today too!! they gave me to much novacaine and I accidently butt dialed my bf, he said I sounded like a fat Swedish girl P: FML
jdub28 0
are you a fat Swedish girl?
78euge781995 0
how does he know how a fat Swedish girl sounds like?
MyStarrz 0
bcz im a fat sweedish girl .....and oh yeah he's cheating on u
mistershing 0
How the hell did you fall asleep while eating ice cream?
Anthrophobia 2
When you're tired and in pain, almost anything is possible.
EmiRiverdancer 0
Drugs.
samantha_durano 6
^^ hahaha:)