fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
big time traumatized
PANIC!
Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Top comments
lulubelles 33
He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health
perdix 31
So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?
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Comments (93)
kenleybunch 15
I can just imagine all the *LE GASP*s from the crowd lol. Also what the **** is the reason for the YDI? Because she was getting married?! C'mon
TimeDisposalEngi 14
He*
DracoSpirita 21
People are probably thinking "Oh YDI because gay marriage is wrong." Well screw them. We know better, OP. :)
Kalipczo 21
Hmm, das nasty. In all seriousness, he was probably just nervous with all the people watching him and junk. Fyl he vomited all over your pretty wedding dress though. Hopefully you're not a sympathy puker.
TimeDisposalEngi 14
Most likely his tuxedo... Although I've seen some guys get married in a dress.
fluffycatsdad 33
Bachelor party went a little too well?
worldclassrager 41
...to love and to hold through sickness... *vomit* ...and health...
buddy51 23
What a retch your groom regurgitated himself to be! That must have made for a nauseating pause in his project(ile)ing out his vows to you. Clearly, though, OP, he was just trying to help with the "something spew" portion of the ceremony! Did you, the minister, and the retch of the wedding party follow his lead and chunk-dump in unison? Still, a better love story than Twilight!!
sassy2085 16
FYI from a sympathetic puker. Maybe it is a good luck omen or something :$
sayhey22 19
Why the heck would you deserve this!?
babygirl4855 11
I was thinking the same thing.
mackdeezy 22
It says OP is a man.
LittlestPrincess 21
so? gay people have the right to get married in a lot of countries so this is perfectly plausible.
Trish01 23
Aww, nothing says he'll love you forever like projectile vomit! Hope there weren't too many sympathy pukers at your wedding. FYL!
ecascio2010 9
Technically he isn't your husband until the officiate says "I now pronounce you...", so he's still your fiancé.
grumpybr 13
??? Do you think OP pulled out a phone in the middle of the puking to write this? Op does say "my husband" so fml was written after the ceremony.