fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
whatevershit
Theodore, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
big time traumatized
PANIC!
Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Top comments
lulubelles 33
He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health
perdix 31
So, do the vows count, or is puking the same as crossing fingers in nullifying promises?
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Comments (93)
tewa21 12
At least he is your husband now
kalebalbert 4
Nervousness is a bitch
MrBoredomioo 18
Anyone else notice that the OP is male?
Ninjaman4977 10
Good look at his gender Adam and Steve not Adam and eve
fantasyworld 39
That would be an interesting story for the future.
fantastamazing 10
He must have been veeery nervous