Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
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Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
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lilacwords 0
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Haha, that sucks, but wouldn't you know the phone numbers?
mooshibear140 4
She probably won't remember all of them, depending on how many contacts she has. Especially if se doesn't call certain people often.
mooshibear140 4
*she
VeganVampyre 27
No... That's the whole point of having them listed in your phone- so you don't have to memorize them all.
Neenertastic 0
future hacker we have here...be proud!
ImsoMikhail 0
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mizzoulover 0
yea that's how hacking works
Chad_the_Brony 0
That's not hacking if they allow access willingly. People don't know what hacking is these days.
ch3s 4
OH MY GOD I SEE NUMBERS AND LETTERS ON THE SCREEN!!!! ITS A HACKER!!! -_-
Sam0 0
That sucks for you lol
Aldebaran_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YDI for not putting your phone in a secure place........
save_me_08 0
@1 I don't know most of the numbers in my phone. I didn't even know my phone number by heart until recently...granted my parents recently relocated...
Zwink 0
ok yeah. hide things from yourger siblings, i learned that really quickly
k_li 0
ahhahaha, aw. she was excited?
vonstrangle 0
that's hilarious actually haha.
Stupidpeople 0
Why would you think anyone is interested in this?
sarcasticsally 0
Yeah, so I don't actually think that's possible. It's one thing to learn to put your name in someone's phone, but it's another thing entirely to be able to follow the instructions to editing each name and number in your phone. My parents still don't know how to add numbers correctly in their cell phones, and they're in their 40s and have had their phones for about five years now... so the chances of an eight-year-old doing that are slim to none.