Mr. Brink
Wilhelmsburg, Austria
Today, after installing a clapper in our bedroom, my wife and I had some rough sex and the lights went on and off. That's how we found out about her seizures. FML
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Allie614032 34
Can those lights really turn on and off at such a high speed to trigger seizures?? I thought they had to be strobing to do that.
RichardPencil 32
I think they are called orgasms. Way to go, Chief!
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RichardPencil 32
I think they are called orgasms. Way to go, Chief!
Allie614032 34
Can those lights really turn on and off at such a high speed to trigger seizures?? I thought they had to be strobing to do that.
Hejira Hayes 8
It could be that the light was a certain colour, or that the *ahem* rough n' tumble was visually disorienting enough to tag team the clapper and create a strobe-like effect. I personally have not excluded the possibility that the Brinks have been spliced with hummingbird DNA. If wings can beat that fast, then...
maikeru1979 23
Allie, with Epilepsy(i have lived with it for at least the last 18 years) any flashing lights could cause a seizure. whether it be slow or fast. really depends on the type of Epilepsy the person has(there are many different types with many different triggers) OP, Get her to a Neurologist ASAP and have her checked;CT, MRI,and most importantly a EEG test. having seizures and not getting them under control can cause damage to many parts of the brain causing memory loss, fine motor skills, muscle control and the worst possible outcome--SUDEP(Sudden Unexpected Death from Epilepsy) Be Well and I hope for the best for you and your wife.
Blie 10
Steady thrust like a rabbit
nk87 7
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I smell bullshit
Lobby_Bee 18
How lazy do you have to be to get a clapper for your lights?
TheFireEternal 26
I can assure you as a heavily pregnant woman, having this installed sounds amazing. Not always about laziness. Getting up is difficult and tiring.
Lobby_Bee 18
Where did it mention the wife was pregnant?
Kabuki 4
Nowhere she was talking about her personal reasons for having one
evilplatypus 39
I’ve got them so I don’t have to navigate getting to my bed in the pitch black.
leeloo7 22
And the clapper finally reached Austrian households
Glowworm56 27
Wait a minute? Sex can trigger those lights on and off?
maikeru1979 23
any loud clap. including rough sex where bodies are slapping together, if it is loud enough for the machine to hear it will turn the lights on/off
joeyl1990 28
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This is the bullshittiest thing to ever bullshit
KittyMack 13
How soon would you figure out it was seizures?
Ashok Kumar 13
Next time don't spank
elm1 6
at least you both found out! what if it happened somewhere where there was imminent danger?