Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML
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alekoi 19
Op here, and you guys are hilarious! I diddnt think this would get published! Thought I'd do I follow up. My room isn't actually attached to the house and because my parents think its too hilarious they wont let me come in to the main house, and they won't help me fix it. Lol but I did try to cover it with a blanket, and of course it rained. So now I'm soaked because my bed is directly underneath but hey no more wildlife! I did try to refrain from singing, and kept away from apples so I think I'm safe! But seriously you guys are all hilarious, totally made my day!
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swanheart 35
Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...
SadSouthernBell 18
Cover it with clear plastic.
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SadSouthernBell 18
Cover it with clear plastic.
ohSNAPyall 27
Or even a blanket.
Wakachulak 22
Take the door off the hinges and use that
Julortiz 15
It's a good idea
alekoi 19
But then they would come in through the door :( my room is by itself, the door protects me from bigger wildlife!
Mintsquirrel 14
duct tape
RedPillSucks 33
that will only keep out ducks
grtfuldeadlovr 27
ducts.
swanheart 35
Maybe don't eat any apples for the next few days...
jacky75_fml 21
.... but “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”.
keiNan_fml 35
he ain't keeping a doctor away.
nekminnet 13
A apple a day will keep anything away if you throw it hard enough
skippydoda 32
If the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Sing to them and they will leave. Isn't that what they usually do in those tales?
Welshite 40
Just wait until you have seven men watching you sleep.
mohamed_H 21
Oh and OP if an old witch knocks on your door and offers you an apple don't eat it!
alekoi 19
I wasn't worried until now.. Well, no more sleep for me!
Rkikkas9713 25
Sounds like a wonderful way to wake up OP
91hayek 31
Fix it before it rains.
vikky538 29
I Would suggest to use gorilla tape and thick polyester sheet to cover it. It will help you for sure.
vikky538 29
#18 I know what you did there. Good one!!
alekoi 19
She doesn't need gorillas either I agree
sturschaedel 27
That's a battle you can't win. Give up the bedroom and retreat to the living room. Chase out accumulated wildlife in the morning and get the window fixed ASAP!
aliezzo 19
Sleeping with or next to you? There is a crucial difference.
erizonkim 17
I think you already need help...
aliezzo 19
And this is why 9gag is much better than FML. People get jokes unlike on here where they take everything seriously. You guys must be fun at parties.