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lonelygal69 Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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jenninator93 18

Did he explicitly jerk off instead of having sex with you? Or are you just insecure after finding out what his jerk-material is? Just curious, two very different scenarios lol

Migole 36

Sometimes men (or women) just want to have a quick jerk without "the hassle" (foreplay, pleasing the partner as well, etc.) of sex. That's perfectly normal and shouldn't be shamed. If he however turns you down alot and you feel rejected, you should have a serious conversation with him about ways to spike your sex life up. Men aren't always in the mood either and maybe he just needs a different atmosphere, like a romantic evening or some toys? Lots of things you could try together :)

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LilMissCanadian 22

What a terrible husband.

GrymReefer420 9

what a terrible comment

olpally 33

Wow that's pretty sad.. :/ dang, rejected by a video game.

illuminatzi 19

hey, cyber boobs can be hot

illuminatzi 19

Hey, cyber boobs can be hot .

enginsteve 17

I like how you said the same comment exactly twice, one's negative and the others positive.. Just goes to show FMLers can't make up their minds.

TheDevilsDevices 15

If your in a relationship you shouldn't have to "jerk off" if the other is, you may want to re-evaluate your relationship or lack of...

Miss_Whipped 43

If I'm working late and my SO decides to play with himself before my shift ends, who am I to say 'no'? It's his penis. Yeah. I'm going to break up with him because he wants an appetizer to the main course. You're nuts. And for the record, it's 'lack thereof.'

reeper147 14

That's a horrible view on both human sexuality and relationships. Humans are, by design, sexual creatures with innate desires that vary from person to person. Some people like lots of foreplay, others like the main event. Some like solos, others like groups. Or a mix or all of the above of course.

flamingarrow59 21

rule 34 at it again

christian_slate 16

I guess that was his workout...

MissBehavin77 18

Isn't marriage sex life just great? I have that same problem op, my husband turns me down all the time then uses his hand. Sorry, I know how much it sucks. :(

R2Y2 22

You should talk to your husband then, you seem to be able to tell an online community about it just fine

MSHippie 5

Maybe she has talked to her husband about it, and nothing changed. MAYBE she's telling an online community so someone else who is going through the same thing will know they are not the only one! I have a friend going through it now. She takes it as she's not "good enough" even though shes very pretty and has a great personality. It's his problem, but whatever that problem is, he'd rather ignore it than talk about it.

MissBehavin77 18

Exactly right #59. With a problem like that, of course I've already brought it up countless times. That problem seems to be more common than ppl think and that was my point.

Grayness_ 26

Talk to him, ask him what he likes, don't just stay quiet and be miserable. Just. Talk. To. Him. Just do it.

PsychicBulwark 4

Boy and you're just helpless, unable to do anything! How do people slip into victim roles so easily. Get involved in your marriage or get out...

sirrubberduckie 37

How's the view from the top of Mt. Perfect?