Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I accidentally Googled "best types of incest" instead of "best types of incense" on the family computer. The parental controls went nuts. I'm now grounded, and my parents are convinced I need psychiatric help. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
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Busymomma12 6
prove it to them. have one stand outside your house and show the other that its not live. then have them switch.
ffc Squall 14
You'd think that people would figure out it isn't a live feed when they saw that they can only get static images, but I guess some people have a single digit IQ.
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Busymomma12 6
prove it to them. have one stand outside your house and show the other that its not live. then have them switch.
acmariner99 25
I would be really freaked out if it was ... google is sky net enough already.
mattiscg 22
Idiots, didnt they notice the copyright right date on the map!!! wow they thought they would let many one use a real time satellite images!!!
ffc Squall 14
You'd think that people would figure out it isn't a live feed when they saw that they can only get static images, but I guess some people have a single digit IQ.
Saffron Nightshade 12
...and yet, they're allowed to reproduce.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Well, at least you didn't inherit your parents' stupidity.
acmariner99 25
Nah, more like older generations don’t understand technology in general.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you can manage to overcome your unfortunate genetics. It appears that stupidity is a dominant trait, so you really are facing a challenge!
Sinshine 28
Sorry but your parents are creepy controlling stalkers.
Bakemono 4
They dum
RichardPencil 32
That’s a very powerful insult!
Lobby_Bee 18
"Are those your parents?"... "Uhh, I'm adopted"
thebestatspace 9
That's easy! Tell them to look at the freeway and how the cars aren't moving on google maps/earth