Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Top comments
jamsie_fml 17
I like the phrase "rage wank." It paints a lovely picture.
flockz 20
when you say rage wank i imagine a man furiously masturbating while making guttural whale mating calls. thank you for that.
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Comments (66)
Sir_ND_Pity 35
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Face it, she's more attractive! Also, love OP's name :)
CallMeWindSock 24
You had your chance at being first... And that's what you came up with.
Neyuu 18
The pressure of being first was just too much.
SamSwebb 24
oh that sucks OP :( that's gotta sting...
zandalee 20
Major red flag right there! Show him the door.
yawateverok 10
i dont understand? she looks like her momy so its a compliment
weezypanda420 22
Divorce him. Just hope he doesn't become your new step dad
noahwolodkin 5
i **** u whenever
The_Piquerist 7
Damn that sucks. Perhaps u need to spice things up a bit though. Or he just wanted a quickie so sometimes just a bj will do.
FightMyLiger 19
Good idea. Maybe a rage ******* with extra teeth, OP?
gloooooria 14
Spice things up? By taping a picture of her mother to her face. Yeah, that sounds good.
DyslexicPanda 12
I don't think you quite know what's going on here, 4...
emeraldisle 30
He's got his priorities a little mixed up.
BlackPhenom 9
How does one even rage-wank? Like what's the purpose of that?
DKjazz 20
It's like furious masturbation. He's not angry. "Furious" and "rage" describe the fervor of the wank.
JoshuahColins 19
Looks like someone needs a new partner
jamsie_fml 17
I like the phrase "rage wank." It paints a lovely picture.
JACKxRAWR 22
Dude, a rage-wank is an important part of a healthy lifestyle. Trust me I'm a scientist.
j_cat187 20
I have a masters in Wankanomics. I will back your statement.
richiedbond 16
I have a masters degree from Bater university. I shall also back this statement!
chanellgymnast 17
Time to make you a milf!
rickyblair 16
Rage wank? What even is that?
jerzjay 17
You don't even want to know... keep your innocence lol
Wizardo 34
He just wants to release all of his pent up rage all over the face that pisses him off the most, which also happens to be your mums face...