Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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chanellgymnast 17
If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?
Paras_800 27
I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.
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Comments (35)
MELKOZAR 27
You should probably be more careful of where you sneeze.
chinaski7628 32
Sometimes they sneak up on you and you don't have a lot of control over it... Especially during allergy season.
DeadHorseman 11
it's not that hard to turn your head to the side
dinosxxrawr 22
this might be your superpower:O
dipsheep 11
you probably should deal with this head on
jentrynicole 20
I hope you both feel better, OP. And I'm sure down the road you'll both laugh at this happenstance.
LaLince 40
not the kind of head he was expecting..
Hildy93 21
That is totally 100 percent your fault and you deserve every bit of it
Cads1 24
Got to love rough sex!
chanellgymnast 17
If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?
Dillyduzit 23
That's what I was thinking! You can usually feel sneezes coming a few seconds beforehand.
sophiehelen 32
Most the time you do but you do get surprise ones where the feeling goes then out of nowhere you sneeze. Or maybe she had moved but it was that powerful lol
werewolf_babe 16
People stop with the puns lol Also OP could you not feel the sneeze coming on? I'm not saying either of you deserved it but usually you scrunch up your face when you're about to sneeze ._.
Paras_800 27
I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.