Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
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buckstop1 37
Your roommate sounds like a real pain in the ass
armyant98 15
Your roommate needs to understand that dating is personality COMBINED with attraction physically. If you are straight it just can't work.
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Comments (139)
buckstop1 37
Your roommate sounds like a real pain in the ass
IAmzephyr 22
only if he's a top
Classy_Sassy15 18
Great pun
notorious_me 13
No his roommate soulds like he can cause real pain in the ass
sunnyskys 25
just wondering have you ever watch catfished? next time have the person Skype you. sorry bro
assurant 12
you should give him a pet hamster and once he loves it you should kill it and leave the remains on his pillow.
mariathehoe 15
I think you need to talk to your roommate
Yazoo77 16
He's been doing that for a while...
vikky538 29
OPs roommate thinks that as a date.
LiamWall 16
I guess he literally is a ********
Miss_Whipped 43
Unless he 'literally' has a dick strapped to his forehead unicorn-style, I think not.
smokecloud_ 37
... That mental image is so very amusing.
zyero 9
This I've got to see
Twisted_Killjoy 23
And 'straight' to the favorites...
tylercoffman420 19
I'd look into finding a new roommate
DaRito 25
I'm surprised there aren't more comments from butthurt SJW's about OP being a "homophobe". Damn I hate those comments on every FML involving gay people.
tylercoffman420 19
same
armyant98 15
Your roommate needs to understand that dating is personality COMBINED with attraction physically. If you are straight it just can't work.
doodlecloud 27
I don't think it 'just can't work'. Unlikely sure, but I think for some people it's personality that's important and the rest of it just kinda comes afterwards, even if they weren't expecting it...like they would consider themselves straight until they found the right person. Technically, bisexuality or pansexuality or something else I suppose, but heterosexuality is the 'default norm' so it wouldn't surprise me if some people just considered themselves straight because they've never really considered anything else before. Either way, this was a dick move by the roommate though. Gay, straight or whatever else, relationships shouldn't be built on lies.
GrapeJuice67 17
You can't force someone to like you either, plain and simple.
cynthianicole95 9
#46 That's not how bisexuality/pansexuality works.
ninety 25
I don't think people consider themselves straight because they "never considered anything else." I think most straight people consider themselves straight because they're physically attracted to the opposite sex, plain and simple. And/or because the thought of another guy's dick in their ass is a total turn off. Shocking.
Allie614032 34
This is definitely an FYL, but to all the people saying that it could never work out because he's straight, there are now scientific studies proving that even straight men can become aroused by other straight men (and vice versa with straight women). Sexuality is fluid. And if he "fell in love" with this girl, then it is possible for the guy. I'm not saying that he has to attempt a relationship, because I'd certainly be pissed off by the lying and tricks; however, it's not entirely out of the realm of possibility, assuming one keeps an open mind.
ItalianGuy23 6
I have no problem with gay people but crap that would suck and piss me off to no end
PePziNL 20
It would suck you off?
camost 12
I'm gay and this pisses me off.
dafluckster 6
Why do you have to say that? Does it matter if you have a problem with gay people or not?
assurant 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
back hand him hard enough and he might have some common sense.
buckstop1 37
Your first comment was moderated, so you made a PG version, I'm assuming?
Myka1990 8
his roommate might like it kind of rough like that.
cksmith51 14
Manti Te'o, is that you?
grogers311 20
Win!