lonelygal69
Stafford, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Anonymous
South Africa 🌶️ Spicy
Pragmatic
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Benny Goodman classic
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
talktothefacecausethehandswanking
Seoul, Korea, Republic of 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML
gfg
Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Top comments
jenninator93 18
Did he explicitly jerk off instead of having sex with you? Or are you just insecure after finding out what his jerk-material is? Just curious, two very different scenarios lol
Migole 36
Sometimes men (or women) just want to have a quick jerk without "the hassle" (foreplay, pleasing the partner as well, etc.) of sex. That's perfectly normal and shouldn't be shamed. If he however turns you down alot and you feel rejected, you should have a serious conversation with him about ways to spike your sex life up. Men aren't always in the mood either and maybe he just needs a different atmosphere, like a romantic evening or some toys? Lots of things you could try together :)
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Comments (88)
dc2fresh 15
i will never understand those type of guys
Df1No 10
Well tell him you'd rather ********** to the most hated song of his then **** him.
Lars93 18
the Wii fit trainer is pretty cute though
xXcosmicstormXx 8
Well she is kinda hot though.
Joseph24689 14
"Watch The Flow Of My Hand As I Demonstrate"
little_one 20
He used his "other" wiimote...
oldsaltydawg 12
sometimes married sex get monotonous, we fall into a routine you know whats gonna happen and how long it will take my wife and i turn each other down to ********** often it used to hurt until one day we masturbated together... mind blown
gqlmno 23
sounds like someone should use the Wii Fit a little more often
LeviathansGirl89 1
Tell him you'd rather **** a personal trainer than touch his cheating ass ever again and leave. Jerking off to another woman or man is cheating. End of. If somebody sat in a room masturbating next to someone you'd consider it cheating. No different. Leave him.
PrestonWolf 13
Leave him not for one minute should he not like how you look and prefer someone else.