Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Game on
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Heated gaming moment
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Pragmatic
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Benny Goodman classic
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Frustrated
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight; I asked him if he could spend a few nights with me instead of his PS5. We haven't had sex in 2 months because he is always playing the PS5 at night till late, and he wakes up late too. This means no opportunities to have sex at night, or the morning. FML
Top comments
summer4me 25
Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point
trulypar 34
Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL
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summer4me 25
Let him know that there's no save point and he lost all his progress with you up to this point
Mons_fml 27
There's no save point in online games either.
devildog562 33
Wait wait he almost has it!!! And whoosh right over the head.
joeyl2008 29
At least he has his priorities straight.
DumbWater 17
Depending on what game.
bibble27 9
I would like to see how strong his convictions are. You can persuade him otherwise I'm certain OP. Even gamers have appetites ;-)
trulypar 34
Wow...and I don't mean World of Warcraft. FYL
why57why 21
Nice
Silk_Routes 14
buy some stuffs online for youself
A07 48
Online shopping can be cheaper at times, like the sale Amazon had on cat food.
Nubsche 18
Dress up like his favourite female gaming character.
jaredofmo 22
Oh, heck no. It's not her job to fix that up.
alwaysstabbing 19
stop whiteknighting he had an good idea why shouldnt she try it?
ElricMustang 23
It's not her job? Do you know a marriage is between two people; it's not always just one person's job to "fix" something in a relationship.
ChopSuey444 20
My husband and I game together. Taking an interest in his interests COULD solve the issue. Whether that's dressing as a sexy game girl, or trying to play his games with him. She may be surprised.
Mightytall 35
This is where he needs to get help. Stage an intervention and if he doesn't buck up, you need to really ask yourself if you want to put up with that for the rest of your life or find someone else.
WithEachOther 2
That's ridiculous. I'm not being funny but it's only sex. An inter
WithEachOther 2
(Ran out of time to edit) I'm not being funny but an intervention just because he prefers video games to sex? That's pretty ridiculous. You don't have to have sex constantly. If you can't go without sex for a few days while sometime finishes the game they are enjoying then maybe you're the addict, the sex addict.
whitevenom 12
I really wouldn't want to be at an intervention for a married couple not having sex..
RebeccaRFT 18
That's so stupid. He enjoys a game more than sex, so what? Should asexual have interventions too, since they don't want sex?
Mightytall 35
It's not about not having sex alone. This behavior signals that he may have a gaming addiction. Not only does that ruin their relationship, but it may also ruin them financially. Depending on what game he is playing he could put a ridiculous amount of money into it when he finally loses touch with reality... which he obviously already has if he chooses gaming over a wholesome relationship with his wife.
Mightytall 35
Oh ... and I speak from personal experience. Subscription fees, "Gold" or "Credits" and a bit of RMT and you're quickly looking at hundreds of dollars a month. And that is exactly where the gaming industry is going. Pay to Play or Pay to Win does make people that are perceptible to addiction fall right into that.
smackaroonial 20
Well, seeing as sex is usually the pinnacle of togetherness in a relationship, if he doesn't want sex then you can cross off family dinner and spending time doing anything else other than gaming. This poor girl just wants some loving attention. Relationships are two way streets. I hope she's able to find a solution to this problem.
missfitJen 7
sounds lke my soon to be ex husband.
snegma 16
Does he do the same.same thing? sounds like you and OP should get to together and show them what they are missing.
enginsteve 17
Psst! I hate video games... lol
thedoctor999 11
It sounds like it's time for you to have a come to Jesus talk with your husband!
freshstartinlife 8
Sorry I didn't mean to hit ydi my finger slipped
Milo72 2
sounds like something OP could say to her husband on quite some occasions ...
ThePaperDragon 31
He may want to look into addiction counseling for that. You both may also want to attempt to try new things when it comes to intimacy