Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband lied a few nights ago and was actually drinking with another woman at her house until after midnight. This woman is his best friend’s ex-fiancée, and she's been hitting on my husband for as long as I can remember. FML
Today, I came home to my wife who was drunk and sobbing. I’d left her alone with my kids from my first marriage along with ours and I guess they acted up so bad they made her break her sobriety. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
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PierceTheEman 4
At least he was faithful.
guitarbeast 22
At least he was faithful, but I'm guessing he's gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while
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KittahMonster 20
Things like this could be prevented if married and committed people did not go out drinking without their significant other. When you do, you are just setting yourself up for a bad situation. I Love my bf and I am committed to him. I personally would never go out drinking without him. Especially in a situation where I am also alone around lots of other men.
chippa 24
So you don't trust each other? Or do you just think of temptation as something that is beyond your control?
yoursucklives 36
i love my boyfriend too, but he still can go out alone as much as he wants. we have the same opinion when it comes to cheating and i fully trust him and he trusts me. so we both can go out and even get drunk and the other one doesn't have to worry about it.
KittahMonster 20
I really find no need or desire to do so. I don't mind going out with the girls or him going out with his guy friends, and i dont think he would cheat on me or anything either. However when it is a situation where typically people are going out to meet other people, then it is an unnecessary situation and place. Especially in a relationship.
chippa 24
If it is unnecessary, then don't do it. Are you stupid?
mosquito19 14
wow, FML for this? there are plenty of hot women will appreciate a man like that. you are definitely not one those.
Jaxx66 21
Edit: comment got moderated after I hit send. Ugh! Oh well at least the Mod's know it was screwed up, too. :3
Hiphuray4peas 27
Ouch. I think the worst part are the future implications. If he didn't cheat this time, what about next time? If he's unhappy enough in the relationship to even want to do it it's a bad sign, end of story.
pradip 26
Is he hinting that he's tied up with you and can't be free
slickchrome 11
To this guys defense when people get drunk they are brutally honest. Everyone is making out to seem this guy is the scum of the earth. How many times do married woman think about hooking up with somebody else and don't? Because woman have more self control when it comes to this kind of thing. Your husband came home to you.. Give him props.
sukiboo 3
Just curious here but if u are OP and your spouse did this to you would u feel the same then? Plus WTH is with lack of common sense here, (yes the irony of my question is not lost here) having personally come out of a terrible year where I was intoxicated more than not, I NEVER would think to puts words to thoughts in this situation. I have been there done that with regards to loose lips made looser due to amount of alcohol consumed and never thought to share being hit on with my husband.
BubbleGrunge 18
80: Are you still intoxicated? You're slurring your words a bit.
Niten120 7
Figure out where the holes are in your relationship and patch them up. Then he'll massage your shoulders and not cry on them
Inciter 33
You should be happy that he stayed faithful, even while drunk. Figure out why he's upset that he's married to you and work on it.
gregkingsley 4
I'm torn here because he did the honest thing. But at the cost of wrecking his wife's self esteem. There should be a black out clause were anything u say can not be held against u
picturescrazy 24
I would be extremely happy if that happened to me. He was wasted, got hit on by an attractive woman, and still remained faithful! I hope he makes it up to you though, OP. He shouldn't be "sad" that he's married to you. Maybe if you repeat this conversation to him when he's sober, he'll try to make it up to you and maybe you should set some ground rules for when he goes out drinking.
Brssps 13
At least you know he is faithful